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I say we just every so often just apologize.

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I thought we were stuffing our faces full of snacks.

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Guys, guys, it's been 20 minutes.

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Sorry!

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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We need your gold and your weapons.

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Then you can get by.

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No.

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You hear another thunderous crash and out comes a large Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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I'm going to cast Animal Friendship on the dinosaur.

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I'm going to say, hey, dino, dino, dino.

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You begin talking to this and you see its eyes kind of soften to you.

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Can I get in the saddle on the dino now that I'm on the back of it?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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But that's the end of your turn.

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No more messing with the dinosaurs.

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Nope, that's all I like.

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What more could I want to do, Rex?

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I will jump from the boat toward the edge of the water and in midair change myself

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into a large winter wolf.

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Donnie is able to telepathically communicate and he shows you, Nularaaaa, images of

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packs of gnolls surrounding this dinosaur and other dinosaurs in the area and taking

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them captive.

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I can't imagine that the ranger and the druid who are so in love with nature are like,

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no, this is fine.

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Oh, I'm on board with whatever you guys want to do.

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Let's go fuck up some gnolls.

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At the same time, Thea charges out, killing two of the gnolls.

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Flint and Nularaaaa, you charge into cluster of gnolls.

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All of you begin to feel a rumble coming from the trees.

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Rexie bursts through the trees as four more gnolls are coming out of one of the tents

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saying, what's going on here?

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And then they take a tail and just get swiped and knocked into the trees as Rexie lets

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out a huge roar.

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How do you kill him?

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He sees a glint in my eye and he knows as I walk towards him that his death is

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meeting him and he just falls over dead.

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I don't even have to hit him.

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Okay, so maybe me and Rexie walk over to them and they like are reuniting and I untie them.

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Just behind their eyes you see that there's a thank you there.

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They all work their way into the forest.

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Takes you about the rest of the day, but you get out of the forest around dusk

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and you are right at the edge of Luskin and standing right in the middle of the

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river is the host tower of the Arcane Brotherhood.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a Dungeons and what are we?

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We are a Dumbgeons and Dragons 5th edition actual play podcast who today are playing

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in the same room together.

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Hooray!

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It's weird.

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It's gonna be weird.

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Yeah.

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I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me in person today is Tom Laird.

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Oh, he mixed it up.

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He was looking at you.

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She's always here in person with me.

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Okay.

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Hello, that's me.

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And Carla Johnson.

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Hello.

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And Amy More.

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Hi.

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You waved it.

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I did.

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Hi.

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I told this was a webcast.

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Is that on the case?

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No, no, no.

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We'll get there someday.

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We'll get settled.

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There was too much stuff in teeth.

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Okay, that was fair enough.

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Yeah, we'll be a snack.

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Yes.

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Apologies.

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We are stuffing our faces full of snacks.

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So yeah, good luck with that.

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Well, it's we haven't seen each other in a while.

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That's all we do together is just eat snacks.

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You guys want to stay for pizza?

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I hear Little Caesar's does stuffed crust snacks.

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What?

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I hear there's a better future plan.

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So much has changed.

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I know.

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Since you've been away.

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I know.

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Surely we are in the future now.

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Amazing.

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Little Caesar's not a sponsor,

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but you can give us a call.

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That's fine.

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Oh, yeah.

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We're all in Canada now.

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We can all enjoy.

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Enjoy might not be the right word.

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Hey, Little Caesar's trying to jam.

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Oh, sure.

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Get us food.

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That crazy bread's tasty though.

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That's a no for Little Caesar.

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We'll talk about it more.

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That's right.

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If you are, if this is your first episode jumping on with us,

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we are all in the same room.

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So the editing will be more difficult to do.

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It's usually much cleaner than this.

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And we apologize, but it'll be fun.

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So that's good.

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This is our first Patreon episode after of which we've asked you to sign up on Patreon.

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So our rewards begin and we're going to dedicate this episode to a random patron.

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And today it's Yago Vanny.

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Vanny.

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Yago Vanny.

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Thanks, Yago.

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Thanks, Yago.

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You're awesome.

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Wow.

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Do any of you know that person?

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He talks to me quite a lot on Twitter.

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There's one fucking powerful name.

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I just want to say it right.

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That's like you walk into the room and that's Yago.

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Will you arrive on your dragon is what it sounds like.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, Yago talks us up a lot on Twitter.

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Awesome.

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Thank you, Yago.

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So thank you very much for that and for contributing to our podcast.

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He's at the $5 level.

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So he gets chances for a dedication.

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Obviously, he won that one in this one and then also can contribute to a future

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Q&A episode, which we will do eventually.

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And like respect.

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About respect.

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Because you don't have to buy that now.

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For reals.

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Respect doesn't come for free.

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Anybody who does Patreon for us is blowing our mind.

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So thank you all.

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Yeah.

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Agreed.

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Yes.

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And then this is episode 21, guys.

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We've been doing this for two decades.

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Oh my God, our podcast can drink in the United States.

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Each episode is a year long, obviously.

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We let a year go by before we record again.

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That's how we test the dedication of our listeners.

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Are you still with us?

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It's 2018.

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So this may be a good point to do a little description of your characters again,

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because it's been a while.

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You always string these things on us.

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You should know your characters.

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No warning.

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He did it just so he could see all of us go.

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Free as DNA headlight style.

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Oh my God, Russ, every time.

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Well, you've been playing these characters for two years now.

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You think you know what you look like.

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I think I know my character.

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I can't remember if we've ever been on a train, but I know my character.

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You know, right?

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I didn't dream my little action figure that I normally have,

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so now I can't remember what I played.

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Oh, there we go.

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That's fun.

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It's always inside my dice container.

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The sword for mine is in my dice container.

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It's a symbol.

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It's symbolic.

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But the other one's on my desk, where I've worked.

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You usually play in work.

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So who wants to start?

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Looks like Amy does.

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Amy, go.

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Who do you play?

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Amy, what's your deal?

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I play Thea Amastasia.

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I am a druid elf, elf druid.

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Is there a specific order you're supposed to say that?

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Probably elf druid.

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Elf druid.

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And I am badass.

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I like to kill and slash things a lot,

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but I'm getting more in touch with my druid self

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and my oneness with nature, figuring myself out.

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Now, finally, I feel like I'm in the teenage years,

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the way that I've kind of put my character.

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Look at the bio.

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I know, I'm trying to play.

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Things from here have disappeared.

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No, look at me, too.

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Have you ever put them in there?

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No, yet, like character appearance.

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My whole bio is empty.

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It's because you guys never film it.

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No, that's not it.

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It's on my paper one.

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Untrue.

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So elf, I'm awesome.

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I'm also a weed dealer.

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That's how I know Flynn.

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So because of PTSD, so it's all medicine.

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Nobody can freak out.

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And Nularaaa and I are totally buds

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after defeating an orc together, bond over battle.

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And I have this amazing book that I'm

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digging into trying to figure out

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more about my druid self and what that means for me.

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And mostly I'm just like trying not to die

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because I'm learning that you shouldn't be front line

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in a battle if you can't fucking swing a sword.

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And what do you look like?

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Mm.

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Wasn't that the whole exercise?

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Was it?

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Damn it.

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I'm an elf.

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I have pointy ears.

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I have bright green eyes and bluish white skin.

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That's almost like.

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I think you're pretty tall.

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I'm very tall.

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I'm 5'9".

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That's very tall to someone who's only 5'1".

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I'm 110 pounds because I put weight in here, I guess.

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So I'm tall and willowy, small nature-y and stuff.

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And my hair is a brilliant blue.

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But since I am a magical being,

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I can change my appearance when necessary.

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Sweet, good job.

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And I'm 200 years old.

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Well now, see, we can get people to draw pictures of us

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maybe because we actually described ourselves.

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That would be super fantastic.

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Not that we're soliciting that,

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but if you wanted to, we would appreciate it.

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Yeah, if there's anyone who can do fan art out there,

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that would be so.

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I would also like one of my character in Tom's

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the side-scrolling game because I think that Goliath

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picture that I have up there is super.

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Like nothing too titty.

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Oh, now you're going to get stuff that's titty

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if you're going to get it at all.

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Well, no, all the girls are all like super busty.

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If you could make any fantasy character not too titty,

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that would be unbelievable.

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25% less titty.

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Trying to find pictures.

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Like when we started the side-scrolling game,

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I was trying to find a picture and everything was like,

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I'm uncomfortable looking at this.

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Like this was not for me.

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Well, and not to mention completely impractical.

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I would not be all open in the chest area in battle.

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Like, let's come on.

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I'm covered in armor.

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I'm a smart elf, you know.

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Smart elf.

267
00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:31,939
I'm a smart elf.

268
00:10:31,939 --> 00:10:33,939
Not like those Keebler elves.

269
00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:35,240
Smart elves.

270
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,740
Who does baking in the middle of a tree?

271
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No, it's a recipe for disaster.

272
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,639
Recipe pun intended.

273
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That's good.

274
00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:48,539
So yeah, some non-slutty character art would be fantastic.

275
00:10:48,539 --> 00:10:49,339
Just throwing that out there.

276
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I'm done.

277
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End of scene.

278
00:10:53,539 --> 00:10:55,339
I'm not eating film kits.

279
00:10:55,339 --> 00:10:56,439
All right, let's go down the line.

280
00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:57,639
Carla, who do you plan?

281
00:10:57,639 --> 00:10:58,939
What's your deal?

282
00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:01,539
And like the, and what's your deal?

283
00:11:01,539 --> 00:11:03,339
What's your deal?

284
00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,039
Russ's interviewing techniques.

285
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,740
Solid. What's your deal?

286
00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:07,939
And then the person just talks.

287
00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,039
He's a real Terry Gross.

288
00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,439
I was a really great one there.

289
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:11,539
What's your deal?

290
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,839
It also makes you like immediately uncomfortable.

291
00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:17,039
You're like, I have a deal?

292
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:18,039
What?

293
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,039
What's my deal?

294
00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:21,539
I play Nulara Moonbrook.

295
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,039
I am a human ranger.

296
00:11:23,039 --> 00:11:26,539
I'm also tall because I'm five foot ten.

297
00:11:26,539 --> 00:11:29,039
Since I'm five foot two in real life.

298
00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:32,039
So I was like, oh, I have to be tall.

299
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,039
Five ten.

300
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:34,539
Whoa.

301
00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,039
Pale dark hair.

302
00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,539
We're talking about looks.

303
00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:42,539
Pale dark hair.

304
00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:45,039
Pale face.

305
00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:45,539
Oh.

306
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,539
Dark hair.

307
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,539
Pale, comma, dark hair.

308
00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:49,539
Yes.

309
00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,039
I am quite gruff.

310
00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,539
I was a ranger.

311
00:11:53,539 --> 00:11:56,539
Lived in the woods alone for a long time.

312
00:11:56,539 --> 00:12:03,039
My politeness skills are a little lacking sometimes.

313
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,539
You know you say, you're not polite, you're still polite.

314
00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:06,539
Well, it's hard.

315
00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:09,039
I think in real life, I try to be polite.

316
00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,039
It's hard to.

317
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:11,039
Also Canadian.

318
00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:12,039
All Canadian cast.

319
00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:14,039
I feel like I need to apologize right now.

320
00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:16,039
We started this podcast with an apology.

321
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,039
It's true.

322
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:19,039
It's true.

323
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,039
And I have a little buddy.

324
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:23,039
I have a pseudo dragon.

325
00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:27,039
Who's like a cat-sized dragon, basically, named Donnie.

326
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:31,039
Sometimes Russ does his voice with a great accent.

327
00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:32,039
Super great.

328
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,039
It's really good.

329
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,039
Maybe Donnie will talk this episode through.

330
00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:36,039
Maybe.

331
00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:39,039
We could probably get into some sort of shenanigans where he has to talk.

332
00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:43,039
Last time I drew attention to Donnie in that way, Russ almost killed him.

333
00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,039
It's purely accidental.

334
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,039
I mean, I intended to aim for him.

335
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:49,039
Accidental is like, yeah, let's hit Donnie with some shit.

336
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,039
Accidental?

337
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,039
He couldn't have known he had so many hit points.

338
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,039
He does have the hit points, like, of a cat.

339
00:12:55,039 --> 00:13:00,039
I was just thinking, I was like, you know, Donnie never gets targeted by anything.

340
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:01,039
It's true.

341
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,039
He's always flying around, like, snipping at people's ears.

342
00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:06,039
And I took that opportunity to almost kill him.

343
00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:07,039
It's fair.

344
00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:09,039
You guys can heal things a little bit.

345
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,039
You're good.

346
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,039
When we remember.

347
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:15,039
I have two spells I can heal.

348
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:17,039
I'm eating a chip now, so I guess I'm done.

349
00:13:17,039 --> 00:13:18,039
You're done.

350
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,039
Tom!

351
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,039
That's your reward.

352
00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,039
It's a nice reward.

353
00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,039
I like it.

354
00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,039
I play Flint Firebeard.

355
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:26,039
He's a short, because not like these other tallies over here.

356
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,039
He's a dwarf champion fighter.

357
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:34,039
A career background in the military, but his company went kind of more mercenary

358
00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:37,039
than military and he wasn't really digging it.

359
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:42,039
Plus there's some PSTD issues as well.

360
00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:43,039
PTSD issues.

361
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,039
I don't know what that is.

362
00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:51,039
No, there's some PTSD issues in his background, which is why he met Thea originally,

363
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:57,039
because she would hook him up with some sweet, relaxing herb to take the edge off.

364
00:13:57,039 --> 00:14:02,039
And he's lawful good in alignment, so he always tries to do the right thing

365
00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:07,039
and rushes in kind of through the doors first, because he's a dwarf fighter

366
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:10,039
and that's probably what he should be doing.

367
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:11,039
That's about it.

368
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:14,039
I'm not going to eat a chip because I've already been eating them constantly.

369
00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:16,039
That's fair.

370
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,039
Oh, he's got a bitching beard too.

371
00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:19,039
Don't forget that.

372
00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,039
With the name of Firebeard.

373
00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:21,039
It's in the name.

374
00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,039
And a scar on his face.

375
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:27,039
Anywhere you want it, it's fine.

376
00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:28,039
It's a floating scar.

377
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,039
Just whatever you want.

378
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,039
Like here.

379
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,039
Putting that out there.

380
00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:36,039
There's probably not a lightning bolt in between his eyebrows, but anything else.

381
00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:37,039
Cool.

382
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:41,039
I think the other part is probably an intellectual property of one JK Rowling.

383
00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:42,039
Probably.

384
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,039
I would assume.

385
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:44,039
Probably.

386
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,039
We don't want to date him.

387
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:50,039
Yeah, so we are playing through The Rise of Tiamat,

388
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:53,039
which is from The Wizards of the Coast there.

389
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:58,039
If you've started listening to us recently, we haven't really been doing it,

390
00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:00,039
I think, within the book since about episode 7.

391
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,039
And now this is episode 21.

392
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,039
So we're getting back there.

393
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:04,039
We're getting back.

394
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,039
There's some little side things that happened.

395
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:07,039
Dress is steering us back.

396
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,039
What was supposed to be a side quest?

397
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:11,039
I mean, somebody had a great idea after that.

398
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:14,039
I don't know who it was, but probably it was me.

399
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,039
I'm going to go with Amy.

400
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,039
Yeah.

401
00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,039
I think Amy had the great idea.

402
00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:18,039
Was it me?

403
00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:21,039
I don't know to what we're referring.

404
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,039
It's all good.

405
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:23,039
I think just in general.

406
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,039
Wasn't your idea to do the podcast?

407
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,039
It was.

408
00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:27,039
Great idea.

409
00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:28,039
Such a good idea.

410
00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:29,039
Such a long time ago.

411
00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:30,039
It was a joke.

412
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:31,039
It was a hammered.

413
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:32,039
It came true.

414
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,039
I'm going to get really drunk, you guys.

415
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:36,039
Yeah, you should probably make all your wishes come true.

416
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,039
Isn't that the saying?

417
00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:44,039
A joke when you're hammered is a dream your wish made?

418
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:47,039
No, a wish your heart made.

419
00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:48,039
A wish your heart made.

420
00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:49,039
A wish your heart made.

421
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:50,039
Yes.

422
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:51,039
Thank you.

423
00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,039
It's gone.

424
00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:53,039
I can't find the words in my head.

425
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,039
Yeah.

426
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,039
I know.

427
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,039
Carla thought steering into the skid was a good idea, but it was not.

428
00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:02,039
Look on your hammer to dream your wish made.

429
00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:03,039
It's good.

430
00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:05,039
It just rolls off the top.

431
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,039
So at one point we'll probably have merch, right?

432
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,039
So that's going to be on a t-shirt somewhere.

433
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:10,039
We have merch.

434
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,039
Good segues.

435
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,039
Oh.

436
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,039
I'm sorry.

437
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,039
No, segues are good.

438
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,039
No.

439
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,039
You're welcome.

440
00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:18,039
You're welcome.

441
00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:19,039
You know.

442
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:22,039
Where do they go to get our merch?

443
00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:23,039
We're doing it, guys.

444
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:26,039
They go to Redbubble.

445
00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:27,039
No.

446
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,039
Well, you can, but easier.

447
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:33,039
Go to dumbdragons.com and click our store button.

448
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:35,039
You know what's even easier than that?

449
00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:38,039
Have Russ and Amy bring it to you when they move back from Korea.

450
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,039
We got stickers.

451
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,039
They look great.

452
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,039
They're awesome.

453
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:45,039
I'm too tired just seeing them in real life for the first time.

454
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:47,039
I have to decide where to put them.

455
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:52,039
I was thinking like on the back of my, because I got a bunch of radio station stickers on there,

456
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,040
but then I was like, no, I want to put that somewhere good.

457
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,040
I don't know if people are going to see this.

458
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,040
Ooh, laptop's a good choice.

459
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,040
Only if it's a new laptop.

460
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,040
Exactly.

461
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,039
I mean, if you're going to get rid of your MacBook in a year, I mean, you're just

462
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:06,039
going to have to buy a new sticker.

463
00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:07,039
It's true.

464
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:10,039
Okay, I think we're done schlocking all our stuff, so we might as well get on

465
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,039
with the podcast.

466
00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:14,039
That was amazing.

467
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:16,039
Amy just tried to sell me stickers.

468
00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,039
Hope you noticed.

469
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:21,039
She said, if you get a new laptop, you'll have to buy a new sticker.

470
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,039
Well, that's fair.

471
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,039
Okay.

472
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:25,039
First one's free.

473
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,039
First one's free.

474
00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,039
The first taste is free, as with any good dealer.

475
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:29,039
I can still get you a deal.

476
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:31,039
It's okay.

477
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:34,039
So yeah, you guys remember what happened last time?

478
00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:36,039
We found some dinosaurs.

479
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:37,039
Yeah, we did.

480
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,039
And rode some dinosaurs.

481
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:39,039
I always forget.

482
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,039
This is, well, not surprising to anyone, probably who's ever listened to us before,

483
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:49,039
but, and then I look back at my notes and I'm like, oh yeah, we found dinosaurs

484
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,039
and rode them and became friends with them.

485
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:54,039
And it was amazing.

486
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,039
I turned into a dire wolf.

487
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,039
Yeah, you did.

488
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:57,039
You're a winter wolf.

489
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,039
Freezing wrath.

490
00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,039
That was so good.

491
00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:03,039
Anytime I turn into something though, the fight is over in like two more turns.

492
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,039
Yeah.

493
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,039
I think just keep doing it though.

494
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,039
And then you'll come into a fight where you actually get to like do that for a long time.

495
00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:10,039
Maybe I'll turn into one like at the very beginning.

496
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:12,039
Like, oh, we fighting?

497
00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:13,039
Like, what's that?

498
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,039
A noise in the woods?

499
00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,039
Bam.

500
00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:18,039
And then Russell will be like, it's a squirrel.

501
00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:21,039
I catch the squirrel and I eat it.

502
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:27,039
The squirrel was actually the savior of the universe, so we're all doomed.

503
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:33,039
Yes, dinosaur riding, freeing other dinosaurs, and then shenanigans?

504
00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:34,039
Yeah.

505
00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:40,039
And then you came, you came upon the city of Luskin, which was your destination

506
00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:42,039
since episode seven.

507
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,039
Success!

508
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,039
Yay, we're back!

509
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,039
We made it, you guys.

510
00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,039
We made it.

511
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:53,039
So you exit the forest, and it's around dusk.

512
00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:58,039
You exit the forest and you gaze upon what is the mouth of the river Marar,

513
00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:01,039
which splits the city of Luskin into two sections.

514
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,039
North and a south.

515
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:06,039
They have a huge map on this TV here.

516
00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:07,039
It's amazing.

517
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:11,039
I'll post a picture to the Patreon because, yeah.

518
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:14,039
On like the world's biggest TV right now.

519
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:17,039
It's a curved screen, I just realized.

520
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,039
This is the fanciest place I've ever been.

521
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,039
Like the sound bars.

522
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:22,039
This is insane.

523
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,039
What?

524
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,039
They're even behind us?

525
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:32,039
So you come upon the city of Luskin.

526
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:33,039
Sorry, Russ.

527
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,039
It's okay.

528
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:38,039
Russ is like, we're going to get two episodes out of this.

529
00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:39,039
Sure we are.

530
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:42,039
Russ is remembering why you guys moved to Korea.

531
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:45,039
Now we're moving to Alberta maybe, so.

532
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,039
You're mobile.

533
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:47,039
It's true.

534
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,039
Perfect.

535
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,039
I'll see you there.

536
00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:50,039
Excellent.

537
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:53,039
So you come upon the city of Luskin, which splits into two sections, the north

538
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,039
and the south.

539
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:59,039
And right in the middle stands the impressive host tower of the Arcane Brotherhood.

540
00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:07,039
The tower, as you look upon it, resembles a tree with what now has three complete limbs

541
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,039
or spires.

542
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:15,039
And you can see growth of the fourth limb nearing completion, which the fourth limb

543
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:22,039
was where Aruthatar attacked and stole a bunch of books which you helped recover

544
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,039
fighting in his lair.

545
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,039
With my bag of holding.

546
00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:26,039
Episode 7?

547
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:28,039
Why was this so long ago, you guys?

548
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:30,039
Six was your battle with Aruthatar.

549
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:33,039
I think almost every episode since then I've tried to use my bag of holding

550
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,039
and it goes, nope, you can't.

551
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:38,039
That's where I picked up those sweet ice cream eggs and then didn't use them

552
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:40,039
in the last 20 episodes.

553
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,039
Whoops.

554
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:47,039
The remainder of Luskin's makeup of buildings is no larger than two or three stories

555
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,039
in general.

556
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:53,039
There is another feature, however, that catches your eye as you approach the city

557
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:55,039
and it's to the north side of the city.

558
00:20:55,039 --> 00:21:03,039
You see a small sized airship hovering above a section in the city, which you know

559
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:10,039
is in approximately the same area that is used by the dwarves in Luskin for storage

560
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:16,039
of dwarven weaponry and artifacts from Mithra Hall and Mirabar.

561
00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:18,039
What do you want to do?

562
00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:19,039
Do you want an aircraft?

563
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,039
I know, this is like...

564
00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:22,039
While I'm here?

565
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:30,039
We have been trying for four years in real life, one year in game, to get

566
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:34,039
back here to find Makkoth and find out if the Arcane Brotherhood is going to help us,

567
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:38,039
but that airship sounds pretty dope.

568
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,039
Did Tabby bring it?

569
00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:45,039
Is this a something that exists in this world?

570
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:49,039
You know that airships exist in the world and it's about dusk so it's getting pretty dark

571
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:53,039
so you can't see any noticeable markings on it that would tell you if it's part of a group

572
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,039
or anything like that.

573
00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,039
Also, I love that I'm amazed at the airship.

574
00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:59,039
We saw a fucking flying castle that was driven by a freaking giant.

575
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:00,039
This is true.

576
00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:04,039
And we actually rode on it and crashed in it.

577
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:05,039
But like airships!

578
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:07,039
Whoa!

579
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:08,039
And trains?

580
00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:09,039
Are there trains in this world?

581
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:10,039
I don't think so.

582
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:14,039
I've never been on one.

583
00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:18,039
So you guys have been traveling all day down the river and fighting dinosaurs.

584
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,039
And you're in dusk.

585
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,039
Can I have all my hip points back?

586
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:28,039
We sleep up high and then you do?

587
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:31,039
This is the racist city, right?

588
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:37,039
Yeah, you were told by Macoth that other races other than humans,

589
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:40,039
which is mostly what makes up the bulk of Luskan,

590
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:42,039
look down upon most other races,

591
00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:46,039
which is why you were avoided to perhaps deter it for now.

592
00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:52,039
You were told by Leon and Glory Gem, however, in Mirabar

593
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,039
that they get in there fine all the time

594
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:59,039
and, you know, it's a rough city, but generally they have no problems.

595
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:01,039
Where's my horse?

596
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:03,039
Yeah, what about our horses?

597
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:07,039
You left your horses tied up in the trees outside of Little Rock.

598
00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:09,039
Oh, God, that was...

599
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:17,039
I believe that Tiny probably wrestled himself and then helped Clip Clop get free and...

600
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:19,039
Buttercup?

601
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:22,039
I mean, where's my horse? I love it so much.

602
00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:25,039
Of course I can't remember.

603
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:28,039
Okay, Little Rock, so that's a whole different place.

604
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:31,039
So yeah, probably like sleep overnight.

605
00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:35,039
And remember, Little Rock was more than three and a half weeks ago

606
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:38,039
based on your time jump to Eden.

607
00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:40,039
Well, I'm sure they got free.

608
00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:43,039
In game, Russ told me last time,

609
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:48,039
we had been gone from Luskan for five or six weeks.

610
00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:50,039
Do you remember saying that?

611
00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:52,039
Well, yeah, based on...

612
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,039
In game, Russ told me.

613
00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:57,039
You can say all sorts of shit.

614
00:23:57,039 --> 00:24:00,039
You have the cred now. Look at all those notes.

615
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,039
From the day you arrived in Luskan after you fought Arithator,

616
00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:06,039
which was in episode seven, you arrived.

617
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:09,039
From your travel to Little Rock, your dealings in Little Rock,

618
00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:13,039
and then your travel to Mirabar, and then your subsequent time loss,

619
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:16,039
having traveled through the portal to Eden,

620
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,039
part of the Bros and Dragons podcast.

621
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:23,039
Check them out on our friends of page at dumbdragons.com.

622
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:25,039
Because they're great, too.

623
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:27,039
That was smooth.

624
00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:32,039
And then travel back, it's been about that five to six week period

625
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,039
that you've been gone.

626
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:38,039
I say we just go straight to the host tower of the arcane.

627
00:24:38,039 --> 00:24:40,039
Yeah, I mean, that's where...

628
00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:42,039
We've put that off long enough, right?

629
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,039
I think we have. I mean, the ship is cool and whatever,

630
00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:47,039
but apparently those...

631
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:50,039
Do what needs to be done. I want my bag of holding.

632
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:52,039
I want some answers.

633
00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:53,039
Okay.

634
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:55,039
So you come up to the city,

635
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:58,039
and you come in on the south side of the river there,

636
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:02,039
passing by these stables, which are by the bridge there.

637
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:04,039
I thought you said staples,

638
00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:07,039
and I was like, do we need office supplies?

639
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,039
That was easy.

640
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,039
But no, you pass by these stables,

641
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:14,039
where they keep horses.

642
00:25:14,039 --> 00:25:16,039
Where we see...

643
00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:19,039
You pass by, and you hear a call to you that says,

644
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:23,039
hey, you guys, where are my horses?

645
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:30,039
There's a short, disgruntled human male

646
00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:32,039
who comes running out into the streets to you,

647
00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:35,039
waving his finger, saying, where are my horses?

648
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:38,039
You're too far. I can't hear you.

649
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:41,039
He's right in front of you now.

650
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,039
I thought we were on the river.

651
00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:45,039
How does he run out into the river?

652
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,039
We don't have a boat at this point anymore.

653
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:49,039
When did we get off the boat?

654
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,039
I think the dinosaurs sunk in.

655
00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:53,039
Yeah, the dinosaurs sunk in.

656
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:55,039
You tried to fix it,

657
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,039
but then determined fighting was probably better.

658
00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,039
Sorry, I thought when you said you come by the river,

659
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:01,039
I was like, we're still on boat.

660
00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:03,039
No, you're on the south side of the river,

661
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,039
so walking along the trail to the south into the city there,

662
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:07,039
and you walk directly by the stables.

663
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:10,039
Right, where it says stables on the map.

664
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:12,039
I got you.

665
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:14,039
It's the first time we've had a cool map.

666
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,039
Where are my horses?

667
00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:18,039
They're being well cared for at Little Rock.

668
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:20,039
Calm yourself, little man.

669
00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,039
You were supposed to be back in just a few days, you told me.

670
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,039
We got transported to another dimension, calm down.

671
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,039
With my horses?

672
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:30,039
No, your horses are in Little Rock and they're fine.

673
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,039
I keep walking.

674
00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:34,039
I also keep walking.

675
00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:36,039
I'm just innocently whistling as we walk by.

676
00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:39,039
He says, well, you guys owe me horses,

677
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:41,039
and I'm going to find someone who's going to come

678
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:43,039
and get my horses back from you.

679
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:45,039
And then he storms off.

680
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:47,039
Send them to Little Rock.

681
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,039
Where are the horses?

682
00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:52,039
Don't know how many times we can tell you the same information.

683
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:54,039
Character voices are hard when we're all like right here.

684
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,039
Yeah.

685
00:26:56,039 --> 00:27:00,039
Hold on, hold on, I just need to get breathy.

686
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:04,039
Whoa, messy.

687
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,039
Don't look at me.

688
00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:08,039
Don't look at me.

689
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,039
So you guys passing along the bank?

690
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:12,039
Just straight into the tower?

691
00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:15,039
We have a goal, we have a mission, apparently.

692
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,039
So you've got purpose to our walk.

693
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:22,039
There's a straight lane that cuts through right along the river,

694
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:28,039
and you follow that right to the market in Little Rock.

695
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:32,039
And it's dying down, but there's still market things happening.

696
00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:35,039
There are a bunch of humans,

697
00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:39,039
human males and females kind of about just kind of buying things,

698
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,039
foodwares and clothes and that sort of thing.

699
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,039
It's not foodware.

700
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:45,039
It's a different city, so you don't know.

701
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,039
No.

702
00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:49,039
It's fashion.

703
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:51,039
It's food. It's foodware.

704
00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:53,039
It's cheesecloth foodware.

705
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,039
Little Caesar's now offers the stuff crap.

706
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,039
Foodwares.

707
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,039
I'll eat the middle of the pizza,

708
00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:04,039
leave the ring weird around my head like some sort of wreath of cheesy goodness.

709
00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,039
But you pass through the market,

710
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:11,039
and you notice that people kind of look at you,

711
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:15,039
some with a little bit of disdain at your group,

712
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,039
some with a little bit of hatred,

713
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:20,039
and then they kind of just keep going.

714
00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:22,039
Nobody seems to be starting anything with you, though.

715
00:28:22,039 --> 00:28:24,039
And you come to the bridge,

716
00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:28,039
which is to cross over to Kurth

717
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:33,039
and then pass through to the host tower of the arcane

718
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:36,039
with no issues.

719
00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:38,039
And you go up to the door,

720
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:40,039
and it is locked.

721
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:43,039
I knock on the door.

722
00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:47,039
And you wait for a little while,

723
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:49,039
but nobody seems to come to the door.

724
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:52,039
I unlock the door with my thieves' tools.

725
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:55,039
Whoa, this is a bold move for me.

726
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:57,039
Nat 20.

727
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:02,039
And that's Amy's only good roll of the episode.

728
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:06,039
It's done. I peaked, you guys.

729
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:10,039
You quite easily pull out your thieves' tools

730
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:13,039
and enter the building.

731
00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:15,039
Turns out it was actually a push.

732
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,039
A door, and we were trying to pull it open.

733
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,039
A push door, yeah.

734
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:21,039
Thieves' tools just told you that you should push it.

735
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:23,039
But you unlock it,

736
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:27,039
and you walk in, and there are no torches lit inside.

737
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:29,039
There's no light of any sort.

738
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:32,039
You go into the main entrance area,

739
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:35,039
and the door slams shut behind you.

740
00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:39,039
And you take a few steps forward,

741
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:45,039
and you come face to face with an invisible horse field.

742
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,039
Sounds about right.

743
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:49,039
God, Jesus, fuck!

744
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,039
And a sound begins blaring in the building.

745
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,039
It's music.

746
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:55,039
They have a damn party.

747
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:57,039
It's everywhere right now, you guys.

748
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:59,039
I've never heard that before.

749
00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:02,039
Wow, welcome back to Canada.

750
00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:04,039
You'll be sick of it soon.

751
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:08,039
Yeah, an alarm begins blaring through the building.

752
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:12,039
And you hear beyond another door,

753
00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:14,039
which is just a little bit of ways ahead of you.

754
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:16,039
And you hear footsteps.

755
00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:21,039
Sounds like armor-clad people running forward,

756
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:25,039
and they open the door, and there are two guards,

757
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:31,039
and one man dressed in very nice robes.

758
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,039
Foodwares.

759
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:38,039
I yell out, we knocked!

760
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:40,039
I mean, we did.

761
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,039
We did.

762
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,039
It's factually correct.

763
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:44,039
We rolled the tape back, or else we knocked.

764
00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,039
You did not, yeah.

765
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,039
And the man speaks up, and he says,

766
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:50,039
Who are you, and why are you here?

767
00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:51,039
This is...

768
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:53,039
I don't know what the who are you question is.

769
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:54,039
Always, always.

770
00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:56,039
This is a question we can never answer,

771
00:30:56,039 --> 00:30:58,039
even though we've been playing this for how long?

772
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:02,039
We are the guy.

773
00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:03,039
You really gotta come up with a name.

774
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:04,039
We really do.

775
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:06,039
Clearly, we were not expecting you.

776
00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:07,039
Where's MacArthur?

777
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:08,039
Where's my bag of holding?

778
00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:10,039
How do you know MacArthur?

779
00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:12,039
We delivered her to you.

780
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,039
You delivered her, didn't you?

781
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:16,039
And then you broke into the host tower after hours.

782
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,039
We knocked!

783
00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:21,039
Also, we delivered her, like, seven weeks ago?

784
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:22,039
Yeah.

785
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:25,039
Well, whoever delivered her was supposed to be back many, many weeks ago.

786
00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:26,039
Yeah, we know!

787
00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:27,039
Presumed dead!

788
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:28,039
Presumed dead!

789
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,039
Hold, please.

790
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:30,039
I will be right back.

791
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,039
Presumed dead?

792
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:33,039
It's been six weeks.

793
00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:36,039
Apparently, if you leave for a long time, you automatically die.

794
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:37,039
Presumed dead.

795
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,039
Good day to you.

796
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,039
It's been like a week.

797
00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:40,039
They're probably dead, right?

798
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,039
Probably dead.

799
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:42,039
Yeah, probably dead.

800
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:44,039
She spent some time with us.

801
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:47,039
He storms out, and you are left in the room

802
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:50,039
with the two armor-clad guards who are each holding.

803
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:52,039
Has the alarm turned off?

804
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,039
Or is it like,

805
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:57,039
The alarm has ceased now that he's walked out.

806
00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:58,039
Alright.

807
00:31:58,039 --> 00:32:02,039
You are still, what you can tell, in the force-fielded area.

808
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:03,039
I flirt with the guards.

809
00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:06,039
I make pleasant small talk with them, soldier to soldier.

810
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:08,039
I glare at them rudely.

811
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:11,039
Well, let's RP some of this out.

812
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:12,039
What do you do?

813
00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:14,039
No, that was the pleasant small talk.

814
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:18,039
Pleasant small talk.

815
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:19,039
Pleasant small talk.

816
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,039
I don't make eye contact and say like,

817
00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:23,039
How about the weather?

818
00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:25,039
And then I just turn around.

819
00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:29,039
I drag my finger up and down the force-field and go,

820
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:32,039
So, which one of you big men controls this?

821
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:37,039
Makes a constitution save throw.

822
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,039
Constitution?

823
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:41,039
It's a seven plus three.

824
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:42,039
It's the force-field.

825
00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:43,039
I was like, what are they doing?

826
00:32:43,039 --> 00:32:44,039
They're gonna zap?

827
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,039
Burdens!

828
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:49,039
You take two electrical damage.

829
00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:50,039
God damn!

830
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,039
And he just kind of glares at you and he says,

831
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:59,039
We do not talk to thieves.

832
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:00,039
You just did.

833
00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:05,039
Well, technically she's a druid, so.

834
00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:07,039
Are they humans?

835
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:09,039
They're humans, yes.

836
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:11,039
Just kidding.

837
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,039
Doesn't change any approach.

838
00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:14,039
You try.

839
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,039
I don't think they like my elfishness.

840
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:18,039
Oh, that's true.

841
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,039
Could be.

842
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,039
They just don't like elves.

843
00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,039
Don't worry.

844
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:23,039
Flirt with them.

845
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:25,039
No, I'm definitely not going to do that.

846
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:28,039
I want to see what Nulara floating would be like,

847
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,039
You play sports?

848
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:38,039
Not even, like not even that subtle.

849
00:33:38,039 --> 00:33:40,039
I'd be like, you, me.

850
00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:41,039
We're gonna.

851
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:43,039
Let me drop this force-field.

852
00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:47,039
You drop that force-field, I'll drop my pants.

853
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:49,039
Good trade.

854
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:50,039
It's a good trade.

855
00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:55,039
Good.

856
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:58,039
So you guys just kind of stand there awkwardly staring at these guards.

857
00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:00,039
Okay, you hear from.

858
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,039
You hear from beyond the door the same man saying.

859
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:07,039
And they say that they saved you and that they brought you back here

860
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:10,039
and they figured that those people were gone by now.

861
00:34:10,039 --> 00:34:14,039
And Macoth and the gentleman in robes come back into the room

862
00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:17,039
and she says, oh, shut up, Wilfred.

863
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:19,039
I'm sorry.

864
00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:24,039
And she snaps her fingers and the field drops around you.

865
00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:27,039
And says, these are the people who saved me.

866
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:29,039
Welcome, my friends.

867
00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:31,039
Where have you been?

868
00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:34,039
It's been weeks since I expected you to return.

869
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,039
So much has happened.

870
00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:38,039
And we relay all the things that happened to her.

871
00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:39,039
Yes, you do.

872
00:34:39,039 --> 00:34:41,039
In very specific point order form.

873
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,039
And we're done with our recap.

874
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,039
Excellent, going forward now.

875
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,039
And what happened?

876
00:34:46,039 --> 00:34:48,039
I'm sorry I didn't catch that.

877
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:50,039
We don't have to spell it out for you.

878
00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:52,039
You don't have to go pee.

879
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:54,039
What a convenient excuse.

880
00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:57,039
Gonna have to remember that one for later.

881
00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:59,039
Oh, hold on, guys.

882
00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:01,039
Gotta go get some more water.

883
00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:04,039
There are three bathrooms in here, so you guys are done.

884
00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:07,039
Our whole adventuring party's gonna be in the bathroom.

885
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,039
Every time Russ asks us a question.

886
00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:12,039
I do have all my notes.

887
00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:14,039
We left with the guy.

888
00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:16,039
Maybe his name started with an L, can't remember.

889
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,039
To help his family.

890
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:22,039
And then we fought the creepy child ghost thing.

891
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:24,039
The Onis.

892
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,039
Thank you.

893
00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:29,039
This is a really compelling story we're telling.

894
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,039
We're just point forming.

895
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:33,039
Yeah, exactly.

896
00:35:33,039 --> 00:35:36,039
Then we teleported?

897
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:37,039
No.

898
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:39,039
Then we went to...

899
00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:41,039
Where were we just?

900
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:44,039
Mirror Bar.

901
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:46,039
Mirror Bar.

902
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:48,039
We went to Mirror Bar.

903
00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:50,039
Threw some chickens at a dragon.

904
00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,039
Yeah, a dragon showed up.

905
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:54,039
Got teleported to a different place.

906
00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:56,039
Flynn has a guy in his head.

907
00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:00,039
Came back.

908
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,039
Fought the...

909
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:04,039
Brains in jars.

910
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:06,039
Crimsbane.

911
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,039
And he's still up there.

912
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:12,039
Doing some evil shit if you listen to the end of that one episode.

913
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,039
It didn't.

914
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,039
I heard it.

915
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:18,039
I was like, whoa, where did this come from?

916
00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:20,039
There's like an extra special bonus.

917
00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:22,039
I should really catch up.

918
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:24,039
But character knowledge, player knowledge.

919
00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,039
Yesterday we fought some...

920
00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:29,039
Not even yesterday.

921
00:36:29,039 --> 00:36:31,039
Earlier today we fought some dinosaurs.

922
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:33,039
Now we're back, we're here.

923
00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:35,039
Well, we saved the dinosaurs, yeah.

924
00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:39,039
Well, you have had a fantastic journey.

925
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:41,039
What have you been doing?

926
00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:43,039
What's up with you?

927
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:49,039
Well, I've convinced the Arcane Brotherhood that your cause was worthy, but then you disappeared.

928
00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:53,039
So I'm going to have to revisit that with them.

929
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:59,039
They did seem willing to lend their efforts to help you in your fight against the Cult of the Dragon.

930
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:05,039
It shouldn't take long knowing that you've come back now, but there seems to be some issues that you need to address, so come with me.

931
00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:07,039
And she leads you into...

932
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:09,039
Yeah, there's always issues with us.

933
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:11,039
Be more specific.

934
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:21,039
She leads you into the main building and it opens up into a grand entrance area with stairways leading to all different spires.

935
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,039
Are they like the stairways at Hogwarts?

936
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:25,039
I'm just thinking that.

937
00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,039
This is like our second JK Rowling.

938
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,039
We're already stealing intellectual property.

939
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,039
What's up, JK?

940
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:33,039
Tweet at me.

941
00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:37,039
They look exactly like that, changing one minor thing to make sure that the copyrights are legit.

942
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:39,039
They're actually made out of wood.

943
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:43,039
Same exact music that plays, just like a key difference.

944
00:37:43,039 --> 00:37:45,039
One note variance.

945
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:51,039
And she says, you say you teleported to another world, and you have somebody in your head?

946
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:53,039
Yes.

947
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:55,039
How did that come to be?

948
00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:57,039
How did that come to be?

949
00:37:57,039 --> 00:37:59,039
Well...

950
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:03,039
We were trying to make our way back to Fate Rune.

951
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:05,039
And then you chopped my head off, you hear in your head.

952
00:38:05,039 --> 00:38:07,039
From Eden, I do believe it was called.

953
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:09,039
They don't hear.

954
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:13,039
We had to make a sacrifice.

955
00:38:13,039 --> 00:38:19,039
One of the adventurers we were adventuring with chopped someone's head off, unexpectedly.

956
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,039
It wasn't us.

957
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:23,039
And I got stuck with Bort in my head.

958
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:25,039
And you got that cool electricity breath.

959
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,039
You got that cool lightning breath now.

960
00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:31,039
And then you hear in your head, Flint, you mean we're best buddies, right?

961
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:33,039
Not stuck in your head. You mean we're best buddies.

962
00:38:33,039 --> 00:38:37,039
We're cool, but we both know you're stuck in my head.

963
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:39,039
You just hear him talking to himself.

964
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:41,039
We're probably used to him by this point.

965
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:45,039
It's really just a mutter under my breath.

966
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:51,039
She says, well, it's been a while since we've had to deal with two souls in one body,

967
00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:53,039
and we do know ways to separate that.

968
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,039
I'll look into that further.

969
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:59,039
If that's what you desire, or if you wish to keep your lightning breath.

970
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:01,039
Let me check with Bort.

971
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,039
What's up, Bort?

972
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:05,039
Are you cool with separating, or do you want to stick around?

973
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:07,039
I'd like to be gone.

974
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:09,039
Yeah, that's fair.

975
00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:13,039
So she says, I will gladly look into that for you.

976
00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,039
That'd be great.

977
00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:19,039
And she leads you into what you can assume is her chambers,

978
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:25,039
and she reaches to her table and hands you, Thea, your bag of holding.

979
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:27,039
I go, ha, ha, ha.

980
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:29,039
Clutch it tightly.

981
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:33,039
You cannot put it into your equipment, or unless you've already had it there.

982
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:39,039
You put it on the ground, kind of climb in a little bit.

983
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,039
It's all just been for a bit the whole time.

984
00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:43,039
That's the only reason she wants it.

985
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:47,039
So you're in front of a cough. What do you need?

986
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:52,039
What can we do to help you convince the Arcane Brotherhood to help us?

987
00:39:52,039 --> 00:39:55,039
I mean, seriously, we've been gone for six weeks.

988
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,039
It's not that long.

989
00:39:57,039 --> 00:40:01,039
I know there's trains in this world, but there's...

990
00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:03,039
But that's about all I know.

991
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:05,039
I don't even know that.

992
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:07,039
That's like the most rapid transit that exists.

993
00:40:07,039 --> 00:40:09,039
I don't know how fast you expected us to get back.

994
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,039
That's why there are airships.

995
00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:13,039
Oh, there's no way there's airships in this world.

996
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,039
No. We'll get to the airship.

997
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:17,039
Don't you worry.

998
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:24,039
She says, well, we were expecting you within a few days, as you had originally entailed.

999
00:40:24,039 --> 00:40:28,039
And in the time of much trouble, since you've been gone,

1000
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:31,039
there have been many things that have been popping up with the Cult of the Dragon.

1001
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:35,039
And we figured you might have gotten wrapped up in one of those,

1002
00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:39,039
and perhaps something had happened to you, as nobody had heard from you,

1003
00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:43,039
from any of our mutual allies.

1004
00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:47,039
But you did have a super sweet vision about the Cult of the Dragon.

1005
00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:49,039
Did I?

1006
00:40:49,039 --> 00:40:51,039
I think so. Didn't you?

1007
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:53,039
Yeah. In a kitchen.

1008
00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:59,039
I remember you super really specific, not helpful information.

1009
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,039
No, this was...

1010
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:05,039
It was after I got the book, and there was all sorts of stuff about like...

1011
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,039
Oh, about you guys running into that building and stuff?

1012
00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:09,039
I went to a different kitchen.

1013
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:12,039
I'm alone in a burning city watching myself.

1014
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:15,039
Seems like a memory, but not one I can recall.

1015
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,039
This is super point form.

1016
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,039
Your notes are really good, by the way.

1017
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:22,039
Yeah, but listen, this literally is a note here that's like,

1018
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:24,039
ask Ross what the thing...

1019
00:41:24,039 --> 00:41:27,039
Because it was like a poem and all this stuff, and I couldn't write it down fast enough.

1020
00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:34,039
I meant more so the vision where it was like the cult gaining in strength.

1021
00:41:34,039 --> 00:41:36,039
Oh god, did I have two visions?

1022
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:39,039
Or whatever, and everything looked a little bit darker, or whatever it was.

1023
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:45,039
We both just felt that something in the world, the energy, something shifted.

1024
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:46,039
That's what I meant.

1025
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:51,039
As soon as you came back through the portal, you felt like a shift in the end.

1026
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:53,039
But yeah, that other vision totally happened too.

1027
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,039
And she was in the kitchen.

1028
00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:57,039
With Diana.

1029
00:41:57,039 --> 00:41:59,039
And she says you have...

1030
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:00,039
We were in a tunnel.

1031
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,039
And she says you...

1032
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:02,039
We were in the tunnel.

1033
00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:03,039
Shit.

1034
00:42:03,039 --> 00:42:04,039
It wasn't when you were in the tunnel.

1035
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:06,039
Yes, no, I had alligators.

1036
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:09,039
Was there like a hot plate in the tunnel and Amy just got confused?

1037
00:42:09,039 --> 00:42:10,039
Maybe.

1038
00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:11,039
Maybe.

1039
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:15,039
It was the tunnel with all the snack machines and stuff where soldiers would get their snacks.

1040
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:16,039
That was nicknamed the kitchen.

1041
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:17,039
So it's basically the kitchen.

1042
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:21,039
And they weren't trying to break down the wall, they were just trying to get their snacks.

1043
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,039
I see.

1044
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,039
Totally makes sense.

1045
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:24,039
I can relate to that.

1046
00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:25,039
Of course.

1047
00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:28,039
You have visions, do you?

1048
00:42:28,039 --> 00:42:30,039
How long have those been going on for?

1049
00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:32,039
Hey there, popcorn.

1050
00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:34,039
Did you just put eight in your mouth?

1051
00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:35,039
Answer the question now.

1052
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:36,039
Yes.

1053
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:40,039
I thought you were taking a break.

1054
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:42,039
No, you already started it back up.

1055
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:43,039
It's no break.

1056
00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:44,039
So sneaky.

1057
00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:49,039
No, one of those servants had brought in an appetizer platter, right?

1058
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:51,039
Yeah, obviously, yeah.

1059
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:52,039
Snappies.

1060
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:55,039
You're Chicago-style popcorn, my lady.

1061
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:58,039
I knew Lauren was just having food in her mouth.

1062
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:00,039
Is this filo pastry?

1063
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:02,039
This is delicious.

1064
00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:04,039
Look at the little spanic openers.

1065
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:09,039
Kind of always.

1066
00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:18,039
Like, as long as the Cult of the Dragon's been active, I've been seeing glowing dragon eyes in my dreams.

1067
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:20,039
This one was a bit different, though.

1068
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:26,039
It was very explicitly seemed like I was seeing the future.

1069
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:28,039
Looked bad.

1070
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,039
Looked pretty bad.

1071
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:31,039
Sounds like it.

1072
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:34,039
Your powers, I feel, might be stronger than you know.

1073
00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:37,039
I feel like you tried to tell me this before.

1074
00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:39,039
I brushed you off.

1075
00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:40,039
You certainly did.

1076
00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:43,039
One hundred percent, that's what happened.

1077
00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:44,039
Huh, neat.

1078
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:46,039
Kind of a dick move.

1079
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:49,039
Anyway, so my flaming sword.

1080
00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:58,039
Once you're done on your journey, you may want to come visit us and look into those more.

1081
00:43:58,039 --> 00:44:00,039
I won't stop you now.

1082
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:01,039
Note.

1083
00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:04,039
Literally.

1084
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:07,039
Eighteen million years from now when we're done.

1085
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:13,039
Is this going to be one of those notes that we like totally specifically ask about and then completely forget?

1086
00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:15,039
Odds are.

1087
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:19,039
I normally have a different colored pen to make note of important things.

1088
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:21,039
I don't have that.

1089
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:22,039
Sorry.

1090
00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:25,039
Nothing that's getting me down.

1091
00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:27,039
You want stationary supplies?

1092
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,039
I got stationary supplies.

1093
00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:30,039
At your back.

1094
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:39,039
And she goes on to say that the higher ups here at the Arcane Brotherhood will not be back or ready to speak until tomorrow morning.

1095
00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:40,039
Well, are they what?

1096
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:41,039
Not ready to speak?

1097
00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:42,039
Are they not back?

1098
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:43,039
Are they gone?

1099
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:44,039
Are they here?

1100
00:44:44,039 --> 00:44:46,039
They will not be speaking to anybody.

1101
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:50,039
Meetings adjourned for the day.

1102
00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:51,039
Five p.m.

1103
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:52,039
Five p.m.

1104
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:54,039
They have regular hours to keep bankers hours, you know.

1105
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:58,039
Is this like one of those silent retreats where they just like don't talk for days at a time?

1106
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,039
Hard knock life.

1107
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:07,039
But they will return in the morning and I can discuss with them your return and helping along the way.

1108
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:13,039
There are many places where you can be put up within the city of Luskin through the night.

1109
00:45:13,039 --> 00:45:19,039
One thing I should mention, though, is you might have seen the airship.

1110
00:45:19,039 --> 00:45:22,039
I feel like that's for you.

1111
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:31,039
There's a disgruntled old man who says he was sent by the Guild of the Nine Shadows and he hasn't left in weeks.

1112
00:45:31,039 --> 00:45:33,039
Is it Salazar?

1113
00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:36,039
It's not the name he gave me.

1114
00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:42,039
Did you happen to fight someone with him and then at the last minute he just like killed them when you did all the damage?

1115
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,039
No.

1116
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:47,039
There was no fighting.

1117
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:51,039
But he says he's not to leave until he reconnects with you three.

1118
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:59,039
And even though it was presumed that you were dead or presently otherwise occupied, he has just been hovering above the city.

1119
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:01,039
How long has he been there for?

1120
00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:02,039
Weeks.

1121
00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:05,039
So he's going to be super happy that we finally showed up.

1122
00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:06,039
Yeah.

1123
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:07,039
Let's go see this guy.

1124
00:46:07,039 --> 00:46:09,039
What name did he give you?

1125
00:46:09,039 --> 00:46:11,039
The name?

1126
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:12,039
Grancis?

1127
00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:14,039
Grancis, I believe, was his name.

1128
00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,039
That sounds like that sounds made up.

1129
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:18,039
This is what I thought.

1130
00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:21,039
This is why I was concerned with him hovering above the city.

1131
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:25,039
But we have allowed him to stay over in the Dwarven area.

1132
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:29,039
I take your narrative and I spit on it.

1133
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:30,039
Sounds like a fake name.

1134
00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:32,039
Grancis.

1135
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,039
George.

1136
00:46:33,039 --> 00:46:35,039
George Glass.

1137
00:46:35,039 --> 00:46:37,039
It's Jan's fake boyfriend on the Brady Bunch.

1138
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,039
Of course.

1139
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:40,039
Thanks, Dom.

1140
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:44,039
Thanks for that super topical reference.

1141
00:46:44,039 --> 00:46:45,039
That's current.

1142
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:46,039
That's a current reference.

1143
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:47,039
Right?

1144
00:46:47,039 --> 00:46:48,039
Before any of us were even alive.

1145
00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:49,039
That's correct.

1146
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:50,039
Is that what you were watching today?

1147
00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:51,039
I'll know that forever.

1148
00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:52,039
No.

1149
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:53,039
I was watching the Little League World Series.

1150
00:46:53,039 --> 00:46:54,039
Thank you very much.

1151
00:46:54,039 --> 00:46:57,039
Because I had nothing to do until Carla showed up.

1152
00:46:57,039 --> 00:46:58,039
Thank God she was early.

1153
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:03,039
So if you could help me get out of the city, that would be super great.

1154
00:47:03,039 --> 00:47:13,039
But yes, if there's anything else you require from us, I will look into the removal of the soul a little bit more before you return tomorrow.

1155
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,039
And see what we can do there.

1156
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:19,039
Otherwise, all right, your visions.

1157
00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:23,039
Well, what period were you gone in the portal?

1158
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:24,039
Like three weeks, I think.

1159
00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:26,039
Three weeks here time.

1160
00:47:26,039 --> 00:47:29,039
Yeah, but it was only like a day, wasn't it, or something, in the portal?

1161
00:47:29,039 --> 00:47:31,039
Time was different there.

1162
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:44,039
During that time, there have been rumors that the Red Wizards of Bay have been amassing for the Cult of the Dragons.

1163
00:47:44,039 --> 00:48:01,039
We don't know where, but the timeline coincides with the feeling you say you received, Nularaaa and Thea, with the change from good to evil.

1164
00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:13,039
So they may be working towards the next step in opening the dimensional barrier between the nine hells and here to return Tiamat.

1165
00:48:13,039 --> 00:48:15,039
Return Tiamat to the world.

1166
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:16,039
How many hands?

1167
00:48:16,039 --> 00:48:17,039
Nine.

1168
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:19,039
We should probably stop that.

1169
00:48:19,039 --> 00:48:21,039
Agreed.

1170
00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:24,039
That is what you know you've been fighting for, yes?

1171
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:25,039
Yes.

1172
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:26,039
Good.

1173
00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:28,039
Just making sure we're all on the same page.

1174
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:30,039
Let's go see Granson.

1175
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,039
Grancis.

1176
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:34,039
Grancis.

1177
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,039
Let's go see him.

1178
00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:37,039
Let's get out of their hair.

1179
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,039
We'll talk in the morning.

1180
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:39,039
Of course.

1181
00:48:39,039 --> 00:48:41,039
Unless we get whisked away on this ship.

1182
00:48:41,039 --> 00:48:42,039
Ever think of that?

1183
00:48:42,039 --> 00:48:44,039
Like, oh, what if we don't come back for like seven more weeks?

1184
00:48:44,039 --> 00:48:45,039
He's been here for three weeks.

1185
00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:48,039
Whatever he's here for must not be a huge urgency.

1186
00:48:48,039 --> 00:48:50,039
Well, someone just said that.

1187
00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:51,039
Well, someone just said that.

1188
00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:55,039
At least someone was happy that we were going to come back at some point.

1189
00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:57,039
Alright, so we want to run over to the airship?

1190
00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:58,039
Yeah.

1191
00:48:58,039 --> 00:49:02,039
So you head back out and back through the city.

1192
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:11,039
You pass across, there's a bridge right at the market there, passing to the north side of the city, which is where you see the airship hovering.

1193
00:49:11,039 --> 00:49:15,039
As you get closer, you see an insignia on it.

1194
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:18,039
Tell me what that insignia is.

1195
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:20,039
Oh, God.

1196
00:49:20,039 --> 00:49:23,039
It's not a unicorn pointing left.

1197
00:49:23,039 --> 00:49:24,039
It's not something you've seen before.

1198
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:30,039
Okay, God, I was like, I have to go back through one year's worth of notes to find the insignia.

1199
00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:32,039
It's a...

1200
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:35,039
It's one of those ink blots I couldn't...

1201
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:38,039
It's open to interpretation.

1202
00:49:39,039 --> 00:49:45,039
It's actually a magic eye puzzle that you can't see what's in there because it's broken.

1203
00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:47,039
But then once you do see it, though, you cannot see it.

1204
00:49:47,039 --> 00:49:48,039
Okay, fair enough.

1205
00:49:48,039 --> 00:49:49,039
True.

1206
00:49:49,039 --> 00:49:53,039
And what we see in the magic eye puzzle is...

1207
00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:54,039
There's no right or wrong answer.

1208
00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:55,039
A big eye.

1209
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:56,039
Just tell me what you see.

1210
00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:57,039
Just one eye.

1211
00:49:57,039 --> 00:49:58,039
It's very meta.

1212
00:49:58,039 --> 00:49:59,039
Big eye.

1213
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,039
Eye.

1214
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,039
In the magic eye.

1215
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:04,039
You see a magic ink blot eye in the eye.

1216
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:06,039
I saw Amy drop popcorn, that was pretty great.

1217
00:50:06,039 --> 00:50:07,039
Three pieces.

1218
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:11,039
It was like they exploded out of your hands.

1219
00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:12,039
So what did you see?

1220
00:50:12,039 --> 00:50:13,039
I got excited.

1221
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:14,039
You saw a magic eye?

1222
00:50:14,039 --> 00:50:15,039
A big eye.

1223
00:50:15,039 --> 00:50:16,039
A big eye.

1224
00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:19,039
Yeah, just a single eye.

1225
00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:20,039
So the letter eye?

1226
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,039
So there's a symbolism we can throw in there.

1227
00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:24,039
A line with a dot over it.

1228
00:50:24,039 --> 00:50:26,039
Me a capital I, come on.

1229
00:50:26,039 --> 00:50:35,039
You see the symbol, a large single eye, and you know that that is the symbol of the Guild of the Nine Shadows.

1230
00:50:35,039 --> 00:50:36,039
You saw it.

1231
00:50:36,039 --> 00:50:40,039
The Guild of the Nine Shadows.

1232
00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:42,039
Are you sure there was no wrong answers?

1233
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:45,039
There was no wrong answers.

1234
00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:47,039
No wrong answers.

1235
00:50:47,039 --> 00:50:55,039
So you know that having, you know, McAuth having told you that Grants has said he was sent by the Guild of the Nine Shadows.

1236
00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:58,039
You can call him whatever you want when you get on board as long as he doesn't fight you for it.

1237
00:50:58,039 --> 00:50:59,039
I will, it's gonna be granny.

1238
00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:07,039
Now seeing the symbol, which you said you, which you have seen around your time with the Guild of the Nine Shadows,

1239
00:51:07,039 --> 00:51:13,039
you know that this airship should in theory be sent from Salazar or someone else at the Guild.

1240
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:18,039
And you pass through the city and you walk by the Red Dragon Trading Post,

1241
00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:22,039
which is the largest building on the north side of the city.

1242
00:51:22,039 --> 00:51:27,039
And there is a ruckus activity happening out there.

1243
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:30,039
There's people getting in like fistfights.

1244
00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:33,039
It looks like there's drinking and partying.

1245
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:34,039
Is there cavorting?

1246
00:51:34,039 --> 00:51:37,039
There's cavorting, all the cavorting.

1247
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:45,039
It looks like perhaps a group has just returned from a caravan transport or something.

1248
00:51:45,039 --> 00:51:48,039
Remember our days caravan from long ago.

1249
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:56,039
But you walk closer to where the airship is and you come to a large gate that is guarded by one dwarf.

1250
00:51:56,039 --> 00:51:59,039
And he says, what's your business here?

1251
00:51:59,039 --> 00:52:00,039
What's your business here?

1252
00:52:00,039 --> 00:52:02,039
My business is to protect all this business.

1253
00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:03,039
What's your business here?

1254
00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:05,039
My business is to be up in your business.

1255
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:09,039
I was super hoping he was just going to repeat everything and send back to him again.

1256
00:52:09,039 --> 00:52:11,039
And I was like.

1257
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:13,039
He started talking.

1258
00:52:13,039 --> 00:52:14,039
That's fair.

1259
00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:16,039
We are here.

1260
00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:17,039
We need a name.

1261
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:18,039
We need a fuck.

1262
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:21,039
We are the three.

1263
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:24,039
So original.

1264
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:29,039
It seems like very presumptuous.

1265
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:34,039
We are the three.

1266
00:52:34,039 --> 00:52:36,039
Pals.

1267
00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:42,039
We are the three best friends ever.

1268
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:43,039
I'm bored the whole time.

1269
00:52:43,039 --> 00:52:44,039
Four.

1270
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:45,039
Four.

1271
00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:46,039
Four digits.

1272
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:47,039
God damn it.

1273
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,039
What's your business here?

1274
00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:51,039
I think your business is waiting for us.

1275
00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:52,039
That's what we heard.

1276
00:52:52,039 --> 00:52:54,039
I don't know who you are.

1277
00:52:54,039 --> 00:52:55,039
Who are you waiting for?

1278
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:56,039
I'm not waiting for anybody.

1279
00:52:56,039 --> 00:52:59,039
I'm here guarding all the dwarven stuff that we've got back here.

1280
00:52:59,039 --> 00:53:01,039
Now, what are you doing here?

1281
00:53:01,039 --> 00:53:04,039
I'm here to see a man on an airship.

1282
00:53:04,039 --> 00:53:06,039
Trying to get to that airship.

1283
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:08,039
Oh, you're here with the airship.

1284
00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:10,039
Well, I wouldn't say that.

1285
00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:14,039
We heard that the person with the airship was looking for us.

1286
00:53:14,039 --> 00:53:15,039
All right.

1287
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:17,039
We don't have anything better to do.

1288
00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:18,039
Good.

1289
00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:20,039
We don't have a name for our group.

1290
00:53:20,039 --> 00:53:22,039
Maybe that means he'll be like, Benny!

1291
00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:24,039
Benny, get over here!

1292
00:53:24,039 --> 00:53:27,039
And another dwarf in armor walks up to the gate.

1293
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:28,039
Is his name Benny?

1294
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:29,039
Benny.

1295
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,039
Ah, too bad.

1296
00:53:30,039 --> 00:53:34,039
He's just doing a lot of stretches.

1297
00:53:34,039 --> 00:53:37,039
More of a Gumby figure.

1298
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:39,039
Can you take these guys to the airship?

1299
00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:41,039
Maybe he'll leave after that, okay?

1300
00:53:41,039 --> 00:53:46,039
And he opens the gate and leads you guys to the airship.

1301
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:52,039
So you're walking through all of these storage buildings back to the airship.

1302
00:53:52,039 --> 00:53:54,039
And you get to it.

1303
00:53:54,039 --> 00:53:57,039
And he calls up and he says, Grancis!

1304
00:53:57,039 --> 00:54:00,039
Some people are here for you!

1305
00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:04,039
And we hear some scuffling about.

1306
00:54:04,039 --> 00:54:06,039
Man, he pokes his head over the edge.

1307
00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:09,039
And it's a human male, balding.

1308
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:12,039
Picard-style balding, but with hair solid here.

1309
00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:13,039
Oh!

1310
00:54:13,039 --> 00:54:14,039
That was unexpected.

1311
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:19,039
And he says, Oh!

1312
00:54:19,039 --> 00:54:20,039
You guys are back!

1313
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:21,039
You guys are back!

1314
00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:23,039
It's been weeks!

1315
00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:25,039
I can't believe you're here!

1316
00:54:25,039 --> 00:54:27,039
Is it very super light?

1317
00:54:27,039 --> 00:54:32,039
That came up in reference one time and now he's going to work him in?

1318
00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:37,039
And he runs back into the airship and then you see a ladder just fly over the edge.

1319
00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:39,039
He says, Come on up!

1320
00:54:39,039 --> 00:54:41,039
Okay.

1321
00:54:41,039 --> 00:54:45,039
They go first because I'm slow on ladders, because I'm tiny.

1322
00:54:45,039 --> 00:54:48,039
Maybe you go first and we push up.

1323
00:54:48,039 --> 00:54:50,039
Your little dwarf bomb.

1324
00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:53,039
Come on down!

1325
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:56,039
It's a little hot, like he can't reach, it's not all the way.

1326
00:54:56,039 --> 00:54:57,039
I need a little boost.

1327
00:54:57,039 --> 00:54:58,039
Do a little one of these.

1328
00:54:58,039 --> 00:55:02,039
You climb in and you see him kind of frantically running about the airship,

1329
00:55:02,039 --> 00:55:05,039
flipping knobs and turning things and saying, It's time to go!

1330
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:08,039
Oh! Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

1331
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:09,039
I've been waiting here for weeks!

1332
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:11,039
What do you mean we can't go?

1333
00:55:11,039 --> 00:55:12,039
No.

1334
00:55:12,039 --> 00:55:13,039
Who are you?

1335
00:55:13,039 --> 00:55:14,039
I'm Grancis.

1336
00:55:14,039 --> 00:55:16,039
Ugh.

1337
00:55:16,039 --> 00:55:23,039
Is it like a dirgeable or is it like a flying ship?

1338
00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:24,039
Is it blue?

1339
00:55:24,039 --> 00:55:25,039
Or is it like a ship?

1340
00:55:25,039 --> 00:55:27,039
It's like a zephyr.

1341
00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:33,039
It's like a ship with a large balloon covering it in the air.

1342
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:35,039
So like Stardust style?

1343
00:55:35,039 --> 00:55:36,039
More so.

1344
00:55:36,039 --> 00:55:37,039
Okay.

1345
00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:40,039
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1346
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:41,039
Whoa.

1347
00:55:41,039 --> 00:55:42,039
Grancis.

1348
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,039
Who sent you?

1349
00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:44,039
Obviously.

1350
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:45,039
Brotherhood.

1351
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:46,039
Why?

1352
00:55:46,039 --> 00:55:47,039
Brotherhood?

1353
00:55:47,039 --> 00:55:48,039
Who's the brotherhood?

1354
00:55:48,039 --> 00:55:49,039
Guild.

1355
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:50,039
Guild of the Brothers.

1356
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:51,039
Guild of the Brothers.

1357
00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:53,039
Are you who you say you are?

1358
00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:55,039
Yes, but it's been a long travel day.

1359
00:55:55,039 --> 00:55:56,039
Somebody else talk.

1360
00:55:56,039 --> 00:55:57,039
See ya!

1361
00:55:57,039 --> 00:56:00,039
He holds up kind of like a torchlight to your face.

1362
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:01,039
Alright.

1363
00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:02,039
Even though he's never met you.

1364
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:06,039
I would hope that he would hold up like a pencil sketching of you and be like,

1365
00:56:06,039 --> 00:56:09,039
Well, I didn't really nail your eyes, but the rest is theirs.

1366
00:56:09,039 --> 00:56:12,039
If I covered the nose, it would look like you.

1367
00:56:12,039 --> 00:56:15,039
Salazar sent me a while ago.

1368
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:18,039
You disappeared, so he sent me to your last known location.

1369
00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:23,039
And I got word from him a little while ago that you showed back up in Mirabar with

1370
00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:24,039
some portal shit happening.

1371
00:56:24,039 --> 00:56:27,039
But he told me to wait here because he knew you'd be coming back above this

1372
00:56:27,039 --> 00:56:28,039
ring.

1373
00:56:28,039 --> 00:56:29,039
So we're here.

1374
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:30,039
Let's go.

1375
00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:31,039
Nope.

1376
00:56:31,039 --> 00:56:32,039
Nope.

1377
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:33,039
Nope.

1378
00:56:33,039 --> 00:56:34,039
Okay, first off, where do you want us to go?

1379
00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:36,039
We've got to go down the Serpent Hills area.

1380
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:39,039
They're Wormspeaker, White Mountain.

1381
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:43,039
So like option two that you gave us like way back when?

1382
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:44,039
We've got to get there quick.

1383
00:56:44,039 --> 00:56:46,039
Well, you've been waiting for three weeks.

1384
00:56:46,039 --> 00:56:47,039
We have some business.

1385
00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:49,039
We have an appointment at 9 a.m.

1386
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,039
Yes.

1387
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:51,039
That's true.

1388
00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:53,039
That we are seven weeks late.

1389
00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:58,039
Well, it's good they could sneak you in so quickly then, I guess.

1390
00:56:58,039 --> 00:56:59,039
I hear they're all booked up.

1391
00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:00,039
There was a cancellation.

1392
00:57:00,039 --> 00:57:01,039
Yeah.

1393
00:57:01,039 --> 00:57:02,039
Fair enough.

1394
00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:03,039
Fair enough.

1395
00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:06,039
I mean, the system around here is just overbooked with people waiting.

1396
00:57:06,039 --> 00:57:07,039
All right.

1397
00:57:07,039 --> 00:57:09,039
So you're going to stay the night then?

1398
00:57:09,039 --> 00:57:10,039
Yes.

1399
00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:11,039
Cool down.

1400
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:12,039
Relax.

1401
00:57:12,039 --> 00:57:13,039
Okay.

1402
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:14,039
Good.

1403
00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:16,039
Somewhere we can sleep here?

1404
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:17,039
Yeah, I guess.

1405
00:57:17,039 --> 00:57:18,039
You okay, buddy?

1406
00:57:18,039 --> 00:57:21,039
We really took a wind on his side.

1407
00:57:21,039 --> 00:57:22,039
I know.

1408
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:25,039
Hey, when we go back, can we fly over the little rock?

1409
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:28,039
That's kind of in the other direction there, but I guess.

1410
00:57:28,039 --> 00:57:30,039
We should get our horses, you guys.

1411
00:57:30,039 --> 00:57:32,039
Can the horses come on the airship?

1412
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,039
One is gigantic.

1413
00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:40,039
We are going to fly over these horses and they're just going to be two small pony bodies

1414
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:43,039
and a giant horse body just skeletonized.

1415
00:57:43,039 --> 00:57:45,039
Yes, if they're still there, they're not alive.

1416
00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:47,039
My horse might be eating your horses.

1417
00:57:47,039 --> 00:57:48,039
It's entirely possible.

1418
00:57:48,039 --> 00:57:53,039
I assume they chewed free of their ropes and are now living as free horses.

1419
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:54,039
Anyway.

1420
00:57:54,039 --> 00:57:55,039
The rest is looking thrilled.

1421
00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:57,039
Maybe we can pick up our horses.

1422
00:57:57,039 --> 00:57:58,039
Horses.

1423
00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:01,039
Yeah, we can probably fit some horses in here.

1424
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:06,039
What if the horses chewed their way free and have teamed up with the dinosaurs we freed

1425
00:58:06,039 --> 00:58:09,039
and are now like totally kicking ass somewhere?

1426
00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:11,039
That sounds nice.

1427
00:58:11,039 --> 00:58:14,039
We don't have a good life for horses, I feel like.

1428
00:58:14,039 --> 00:58:16,039
I feel like we should maybe go return that one.

1429
00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:18,039
Oh, I care about that guy.

1430
00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:19,039
Who's that guy?

1431
00:58:19,039 --> 00:58:21,039
I don't even remember that guy.

1432
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:23,039
Just don't say anything.

1433
00:58:23,039 --> 00:58:24,039
I never remember anything.

1434
00:58:24,039 --> 00:58:26,039
We've written something down.

1435
00:58:26,039 --> 00:58:28,039
I'm going to punish us later for this.

1436
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:32,039
No, I'm just going to write that I'm going to release a bloopers episode as a Patreon

1437
00:58:32,039 --> 00:58:34,039
bonus content on this one.

1438
00:58:34,039 --> 00:58:37,039
Because it's going to be longer than that.

1439
00:58:37,039 --> 00:58:41,039
The next actual episode is going to be so delayed because Russ is going to have to

1440
00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:43,039
comb through this garbage.

1441
00:58:43,039 --> 00:58:45,039
It's solid gold.

1442
00:58:45,039 --> 00:58:46,039
Solid gold.

1443
00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:48,039
Yeah, that's what I meant.

1444
00:58:48,039 --> 00:58:52,039
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what I said.

1445
00:58:52,039 --> 00:58:55,039
Also, there's totally cheesecakes in that fridge upstairs.

1446
00:58:55,039 --> 00:58:58,039
Yeah, true.

1447
00:58:58,039 --> 00:59:01,039
Yeah, but we figure out what you're doing for the night.

1448
00:59:01,039 --> 00:59:03,039
We're bunking here.

1449
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:04,039
Okay.

1450
00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:07,039
Do we trust Grancis?

1451
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:09,039
I like to pretend he has a fake name.

1452
00:59:09,039 --> 00:59:11,039
Grancis.

1453
00:59:11,039 --> 00:59:14,039
I even keep writing it in quotes.

1454
00:59:14,039 --> 00:59:15,039
I don't know why.

1455
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:17,039
Is he who he says he is?

1456
00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:18,039
This would be my concern.

1457
00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:19,039
Grancis?

1458
00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:20,039
He really wants to leave.

1459
00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:22,039
We don't know this dude exactly.

1460
00:59:22,039 --> 00:59:24,039
He's just going to take off with us in the airship.

1461
00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:27,039
I think we could just set up camp below the airship.

1462
00:59:27,039 --> 00:59:28,039
For sure.

1463
00:59:28,039 --> 00:59:29,039
Let's do that.

1464
00:59:29,039 --> 00:59:31,039
We don't mind sleeping outdoors.

1465
00:59:31,039 --> 00:59:35,039
What if we just tied the airship to a tree and then forgot about it for seven weeks?

1466
00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:39,039
What if we tied him up in the airship and then forgot about him for seven weeks?

1467
00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:41,039
Oh.

1468
00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:44,039
And threw him in the convenience store.

1469
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,039
There's a river right there.

1470
00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:48,039
Are we talking about this in front of him?

1471
00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:50,039
Yeah, I'm assuming so.

1472
00:59:50,039 --> 00:59:52,039
I don't like you guys.

1473
00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:55,039
I'm pretty sure we do a lot of our talking just in front of people.

1474
00:59:55,039 --> 00:59:57,039
Not just out of character.

1475
00:59:59,039 --> 01:00:00,039
So you're staying here?

1476
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:01,039
What are you doing?

1477
01:00:01,039 --> 01:00:03,039
We can go see your horses or whatever and have fun.

1478
01:00:03,039 --> 01:00:04,039
Sure.

1479
01:00:04,039 --> 01:00:06,039
Whatever.

1480
01:00:06,039 --> 01:00:08,039
Hey Grancis.

1481
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:10,039
Thanks for waiting for us.

1482
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,039
We appreciate it.

1483
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:14,039
We're going to camp underneath the ship.

1484
01:00:14,039 --> 01:00:16,039
You can't camp down there.

1485
01:00:16,039 --> 01:00:17,039
I tried already.

1486
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:18,039
Says who?

1487
01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:19,039
Says the dwarves?

1488
01:00:19,039 --> 01:00:20,039
Says the dwarves.

1489
01:00:20,039 --> 01:00:22,039
They say you can't camp anywhere.

1490
01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:24,039
Let me go talk to those dwarves.

1491
01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:26,039
Alright, they got sensitive materials and stuff.

1492
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:28,039
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

1493
01:00:28,039 --> 01:00:29,039
Alright.

1494
01:00:29,039 --> 01:00:30,039
He's got a belt.

1495
01:00:30,039 --> 01:00:31,039
I got a belt.

1496
01:00:31,039 --> 01:00:32,039
It's fine.

1497
01:00:32,039 --> 01:00:33,039
There's things and stuff, but whatever.

1498
01:00:33,039 --> 01:00:34,039
You guys camp.

1499
01:00:34,039 --> 01:00:35,039
Alright, see you later then.

1500
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,039
So I shimmy back down that ladder.

1501
01:00:37,039 --> 01:00:38,039
You guys coming with?

1502
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:39,039
Sure.

1503
01:00:39,039 --> 01:00:40,039
Excellent.

1504
01:00:40,039 --> 01:00:42,039
Well, maybe we stay up here and let him do some talking first.

1505
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:44,039
Like some dwarf to dwarf talking.

1506
01:00:44,039 --> 01:00:45,039
Yeah.

1507
01:00:45,039 --> 01:00:46,039
Little D to D.

1508
01:00:46,039 --> 01:00:49,039
But I'm sure that's not what that means.

1509
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:52,039
That's totally pretty sure that's what that is.

1510
01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:57,039
So I go and talk to whatever the dwarf, I don't remember his name.

1511
01:00:57,039 --> 01:00:58,039
Did he have a name?

1512
01:00:58,039 --> 01:00:59,039
Bendy?

1513
01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:00,039
Bendy?

1514
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:01,039
Is that the letter there?

1515
01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:02,039
Bendy.

1516
01:01:02,039 --> 01:01:03,039
Sure, Bendy.

1517
01:01:03,039 --> 01:01:04,039
Alright, I go talk to...

1518
01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:05,039
I definitely get the D to D.

1519
01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:06,039
Right?

1520
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,039
I go talk to...

1521
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,039
I go talk to Bendy.

1522
01:01:10,039 --> 01:01:21,039
Oh, and I want to see about the camping situation nearby.

1523
01:01:21,039 --> 01:01:25,039
Russ is never going to hang out with us.

1524
01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:27,039
Russ, this is killing Russ.

1525
01:01:27,039 --> 01:01:29,039
We are killing Russ.

1526
01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:32,039
You guys are much more restrained when we're on the Skype call.

1527
01:01:32,039 --> 01:01:34,039
We're not full of sugar.

1528
01:01:34,039 --> 01:01:35,039
It's true.

1529
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:38,039
It's my fault, it's my fault.

1530
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:43,039
So yeah, Bendy is waiting down at the bottom there for you.

1531
01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:44,039
Alright.

1532
01:01:44,039 --> 01:01:48,039
Bendy, are we able to camp down here?

1533
01:01:48,039 --> 01:01:51,039
No, no, we got to...

1534
01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:53,039
It's very...

1535
01:01:53,039 --> 01:01:54,039
No.

1536
01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:56,039
Okay, why not?

1537
01:01:56,039 --> 01:01:59,039
Because I mean we've got stuff here that we're trying to guard and we don't want

1538
01:01:59,039 --> 01:02:01,039
to know you, so...

1539
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:02,039
Come on, you know us.

1540
01:02:02,039 --> 01:02:04,039
We're not down here.

1541
01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:07,039
Stop trying to make it happen.

1542
01:02:07,039 --> 01:02:11,039
I'm going to roll a persuasion check.

1543
01:02:11,039 --> 01:02:12,039
Oh my god, dice.

1544
01:02:12,039 --> 01:02:13,039
I know, right?

1545
01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:16,039
It's been so long since Amy rolled that nat 20.

1546
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:17,039
It was glorious.

1547
01:02:17,039 --> 01:02:19,039
I got into that building.

1548
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,039
Okay.

1549
01:02:20,039 --> 01:02:23,039
Don't have my belt stats written down here.

1550
01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:25,039
I think it just gives me...

1551
01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:27,039
I'm pretty sure it just adds...

1552
01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,039
Belt of Dwarven Kind.

1553
01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:31,039
Your constitution score is increased by 2 to a maximum of 20.

1554
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:34,039
You have advantage on Charisma, Persuasion, so you have advantage.

1555
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:35,039
Excellent.

1556
01:02:35,039 --> 01:02:37,039
So I can roll again.

1557
01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:38,039
Perfect.

1558
01:02:38,039 --> 01:02:39,039
That's even better.

1559
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:43,039
So that is 16 on my persuasion.

1560
01:02:43,039 --> 01:02:46,039
We got a minus one.

1561
01:02:46,039 --> 01:02:50,039
I'm not very charismatic, but that belt really helps when talking to Dwarves.

1562
01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:52,039
Dwarves really like you.

1563
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:53,039
Yeah.

1564
01:02:53,039 --> 01:02:58,039
It says, you can't, but if they find out that I let you, I could get in some

1565
01:02:58,039 --> 01:02:59,039
trouble, man.

1566
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:00,039
I mean...

1567
01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:03,039
Well, you guys have someone guarding it at all times, right?

1568
01:03:03,039 --> 01:03:06,039
Yeah, but they don't like people just loitering about.

1569
01:03:06,039 --> 01:03:10,039
They let him stay because he had some sort of pass or something like that from some

1570
01:03:10,039 --> 01:03:11,039
higher up guy.

1571
01:03:11,039 --> 01:03:16,039
I don't want to get into who had a pass to do what, because that's been a hot

1572
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:19,039
button topic in the news lately.

1573
01:03:19,039 --> 01:03:23,039
The crazy Nazis in Charlottetville were apparently okay because they had a pass.

1574
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:25,039
They had like a permit to be there.

1575
01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:26,039
I mean, he had like a...

1576
01:03:26,039 --> 01:03:27,039
I agree with that.

1577
01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:28,039
Yeah.

1578
01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:32,039
I mean, he had like some regulation from, you know, some higher up guy.

1579
01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:33,039
Not a pass.

1580
01:03:33,039 --> 01:03:34,039
Not a pass.

1581
01:03:34,039 --> 01:03:36,039
Anyway, that's why we've let him stay here.

1582
01:03:36,039 --> 01:03:39,039
But I'd have to check with my boss.

1583
01:03:39,039 --> 01:03:40,039
I don't know.

1584
01:03:40,039 --> 01:03:42,039
I'd let you stay if it was me.

1585
01:03:42,039 --> 01:03:43,039
Is there an inn somewhere?

1586
01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:46,039
I don't know why you guys like...

1587
01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:48,039
I just wanted someone to roll.

1588
01:03:48,039 --> 01:03:49,039
I'm bored of all of this.

1589
01:03:49,039 --> 01:03:50,039
Let's go to an inn.

1590
01:03:50,039 --> 01:03:52,039
Get an inn recommendation.

1591
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:53,039
Grantson-sis?

1592
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:55,039
No, this is Bendy.

1593
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:56,039
Grantson-sis?

1594
01:03:56,039 --> 01:03:57,039
What are you talking about?

1595
01:03:57,039 --> 01:03:58,039
Oh, I'm not down there with you.

1596
01:03:58,039 --> 01:03:59,039
Okay, that's better.

1597
01:03:59,039 --> 01:04:00,039
Yeah, that's right.

1598
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:01,039
I yelled down to you.

1599
01:04:01,039 --> 01:04:02,039
Oh, okay.

1600
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:03,039
To ask Bendy.

1601
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:04,039
Exactly.

1602
01:04:04,039 --> 01:04:07,039
I put my hand to my mouth.

1603
01:04:07,039 --> 01:04:09,039
I put my hand to my mouth.

1604
01:04:09,039 --> 01:04:11,039
Is there a good inn around here?

1605
01:04:11,039 --> 01:04:13,039
Yeah, I mean, I recommend staying at the Cutlass.

1606
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:15,039
It's probably the best one in the area.

1607
01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:18,039
It's busy, but they probably have a room for you at the very least.

1608
01:04:18,039 --> 01:04:19,039
How come it's not on the...

1609
01:04:19,039 --> 01:04:20,039
Oh, no, it is.

1610
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:21,039
So far.

1611
01:04:21,039 --> 01:04:22,039
Oh, it's just way across town.

1612
01:04:22,039 --> 01:04:23,039
Jeez, nothing closer?

1613
01:04:23,039 --> 01:04:24,039
It'll be fine.

1614
01:04:24,039 --> 01:04:29,039
I mean, you can stay at the Red Dragon Trading Post, but they're going to try and like

1615
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:30,039
sign you up for jobs and stuff.

1616
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:31,039
There you are.

1617
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:32,039
At least, you know, you got good...

1618
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:37,039
And besides, we'll be right close to the Host Tower of the Arcane, so it's fine.

1619
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:38,039
It's totally fine.

1620
01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:39,039
Let's go.

1621
01:04:39,039 --> 01:04:41,039
Yep, found an inn, guys.

1622
01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:46,039
And he gives you rough directions on how to get there, and you make your way to

1623
01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:47,039
the Cutlass.

1624
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:52,039
And it is a large building, probably a three-story building, so large for the

1625
01:04:52,039 --> 01:04:53,039
area.

1626
01:04:53,039 --> 01:04:56,039
And you go in, and it is busy.

1627
01:04:57,039 --> 01:04:58,039
It is wall-to-wall.

1628
01:04:58,039 --> 01:05:03,039
People are drinking and cavorting and having just a gay old time.

1629
01:05:03,039 --> 01:05:04,039
There are...

1630
01:05:04,039 --> 01:05:07,039
A lot of D2D happening.

1631
01:05:07,039 --> 01:05:09,039
A lot of D2D happening.

1632
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:10,039
No.

1633
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:16,039
Majority of them are humans, and you open the door, and it's almost like

1634
01:05:16,039 --> 01:05:22,039
everything kind of stops for a second, and everybody looks over at you.

1635
01:05:22,039 --> 01:05:24,039
Just for an uncomfortable beat.

1636
01:05:24,039 --> 01:05:27,039
So it's like we walked into a diner in a small town.

1637
01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:28,039
Yeah.

1638
01:05:28,039 --> 01:05:31,039
And then the music kicks back up again, and everybody goes back about their

1639
01:05:31,039 --> 01:05:32,039
business as you walk in.

1640
01:05:32,039 --> 01:05:35,039
I mean, a dwarf sent us here.

1641
01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:38,039
A dwarf that didn't like us that much, so I guess.

1642
01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:41,039
I mean, story checks out.

1643
01:05:41,039 --> 01:05:42,039
Oh, great.

1644
01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:45,039
Time for some awkward small talk with some NPCs.

1645
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:47,039
We're excellent at this.

1646
01:05:52,039 --> 01:05:53,039
Hey there.

1647
01:05:53,039 --> 01:05:54,039
This is Dungeon Master Russ More.

1648
01:05:54,039 --> 01:05:58,039
Thank you for joining us for the mega episode 21 of Dumbgeons and Dragons

1649
01:05:58,039 --> 01:06:02,039
titled Reunited in Luskin, and it feels so good.

1650
01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:06,039
This really is the first episode that we've played in person in over a year.

1651
01:06:06,039 --> 01:06:09,039
And now that Amy and I are back in Canada, we wanted just to make sure

1652
01:06:09,039 --> 01:06:14,039
that we did at least one session before we head off to wherever we go to next.

1653
01:06:14,039 --> 01:06:18,039
We had a ton of fun recording and being super awkward in front of each other

1654
01:06:18,039 --> 01:06:22,039
as we tried to do all our character voices, and we hope you're enjoying it too.

1655
01:06:22,039 --> 01:06:25,039
Again, sorry for the snacks.

1656
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:27,039
Unavoidable when you're playing D&D.

1657
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:31,039
It is pretty long as it is, but if you want to hear even more goofs

1658
01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:36,039
that were cut out from the main feed episode, you can join us on Patreon.

1659
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:39,039
Over there we've released an extended cut that has some more outtakes

1660
01:06:39,039 --> 01:06:42,039
and bloopers that we left into the show.

1661
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:45,039
You can have access to that episode and all other bonus content

1662
01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:49,039
we release on Patreon, including our dungeon side-scroller episodes

1663
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,039
right now DM'd by Tom Laird.

1664
01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:53,039
It's a super fun show that if you haven't heard you can get a taste of

1665
01:06:53,039 --> 01:06:55,039
with the first episode.

1666
01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:58,039
It's just a couple back in your feed here on the main D&D feed.

1667
01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:01,039
When you're a patron, there's a whole bunch of different rewards you can receive

1668
01:07:01,039 --> 01:07:04,039
including a special holiday card from us to you,

1669
01:07:04,039 --> 01:07:07,039
thanking you for supporting us and the show.

1670
01:07:07,039 --> 01:07:11,039
And we do have higher tiers that have more rewards including episode dedications,

1671
01:07:11,039 --> 01:07:13,039
contributing to future Q&A episodes,

1672
01:07:13,039 --> 01:07:17,039
and having an NPC named after you or in the name of your choosing.

1673
01:07:17,039 --> 01:07:19,039
We hope to see you over on our Patreon page,

1674
01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:22,039
Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast.

1675
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,039
Our next episode will be out September 27th

1676
01:07:24,039 --> 01:07:27,039
and we'll be back to the normal sound of the show,

1677
01:07:27,039 --> 01:07:30,039
continuing the trail to stop the cult of the dragon.

1678
01:07:30,039 --> 01:07:34,039
More downtime coming your way with the back half of this episode.

1679
01:07:34,039 --> 01:07:36,039
Trust me, it gets even more awkward.

1680
01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:38,039
I didn't think it was possible, but it does.

1681
01:07:38,039 --> 01:07:41,039
Have a great couple of weeks and we'll chat with you soon.

1682
01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:48,039
We approached the bar.

1683
01:07:48,039 --> 01:07:49,039
Sure.

1684
01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:51,039
Can we get there if I have to elbow my way in?

1685
01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:53,039
Because I love that.

1686
01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:54,039
I'm real pushy.

1687
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:57,039
I'm like, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me.

1688
01:07:57,039 --> 01:08:00,039
And I'm touching people as I walk by.

1689
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:03,039
Excuse me, pardon me.

1690
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:06,039
As you're handsing your way through the crowd,

1691
01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:08,039
you find your way to the bar.

1692
01:08:08,039 --> 01:08:13,039
And there is a male holder standing at the bar and says,

1693
01:08:13,039 --> 01:08:14,039
what can I get you?

1694
01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:16,039
Room for the night.

1695
01:08:16,039 --> 01:08:19,039
They're talking because I'm the human.

1696
01:08:19,039 --> 01:08:21,039
Of course, yeah, room for the night.

1697
01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:23,039
I would run you a few gold for the night.

1698
01:08:23,039 --> 01:08:24,039
Just the three of you.

1699
01:08:24,039 --> 01:08:27,039
Yeah, and a round of ale for my friends.

1700
01:08:27,039 --> 01:08:28,039
Yeah, absolutely. Where are you guys from?

1701
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:30,039
As he goes to pour.

1702
01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:33,039
Seems like that's not any of your business.

1703
01:08:33,039 --> 01:08:36,039
You are very standoffish.

1704
01:08:36,039 --> 01:08:37,039
I'm an asshole.

1705
01:08:37,039 --> 01:08:38,039
I got very rude.

1706
01:08:38,039 --> 01:08:40,039
I liked that. That was character.

1707
01:08:40,039 --> 01:08:43,039
All right, yeah, not any of that. Fair enough.

1708
01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:47,039
I'm looking forward and I put the gold on the bar

1709
01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:50,039
and I say, around, general.

1710
01:08:50,039 --> 01:08:51,039
Yeah.

1711
01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:52,039
Yeah, yeah.

1712
01:08:52,039 --> 01:08:53,039
Because I can't remember.

1713
01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:55,039
Like the woods.

1714
01:08:55,039 --> 01:08:57,039
That's where I'm from.

1715
01:08:57,039 --> 01:09:01,039
The woods. Maybe you've heard of it.

1716
01:09:01,039 --> 01:09:02,039
Can we get dinner as well?

1717
01:09:02,039 --> 01:09:04,039
Yeah, we've got some lamb.

1718
01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:06,039
That's, yeah, it's good.

1719
01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:09,039
That sounds great. We'll take three.

1720
01:09:09,039 --> 01:09:12,039
All right, all right, no, no more.

1721
01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:17,039
I mean, I'm an older gentleman, but we'll get you three.

1722
01:09:17,039 --> 01:09:19,039
Yeah, it's all good.

1723
01:09:19,039 --> 01:09:24,039
And he, if that's all you need, I'll go about my business.

1724
01:09:24,039 --> 01:09:26,039
Scared him.

1725
01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:29,039
Oh yeah, he did not like that wink.

1726
01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:31,039
Well, I mean, you guys told him

1727
01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:33,039
he didn't want to tell him where you're from, so.

1728
01:09:33,039 --> 01:09:35,039
Is it around? I don't know what to say.

1729
01:09:35,039 --> 01:09:37,039
I can't remember the names of the cities.

1730
01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:41,039
So he finished filling up your beers

1731
01:09:41,039 --> 01:09:44,039
and hands them to you and says, well, make yourselves at home.

1732
01:09:44,039 --> 01:09:45,039
Here's your room key.

1733
01:09:45,039 --> 01:09:48,039
It's third floor, room seven.

1734
01:09:48,039 --> 01:09:49,039
Thank you.

1735
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:52,039
You have your beers and you look around

1736
01:09:52,039 --> 01:09:56,039
and yeah, it's a bustling, loud bar.

1737
01:09:56,039 --> 01:09:58,039
There are plenty of humans.

1738
01:09:58,039 --> 01:10:00,039
There are a couple of dwarves,

1739
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:04,039
a couple of half-orc type humanoids in there

1740
01:10:04,039 --> 01:10:08,039
who are just doing their business.

1741
01:10:08,039 --> 01:10:13,039
Is there a bathroom in this place?

1742
01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:16,039
Is there somewhere we can sit?

1743
01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,039
It's a skewer.

1744
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,039
I mean, they've planned for it.

1745
01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:19,039
It is finger food.

1746
01:10:19,039 --> 01:10:20,039
They know it's busy.

1747
01:10:20,039 --> 01:10:23,039
I just imagine standing with our skewer and our beer

1748
01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:26,039
just like awkwardly in the middle of the crowd.

1749
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:29,039
It's like Carla in real life at every wedding.

1750
01:10:29,039 --> 01:10:33,039
Instead of skewers, there are mini cutlasses.

1751
01:10:33,039 --> 01:10:35,039
Because it's the cutlass.

1752
01:10:36,039 --> 01:10:39,039
We hover by a booth

1753
01:10:39,039 --> 01:10:42,039
because these people kind of look like they're done eating.

1754
01:10:42,039 --> 01:10:45,039
They're settling up how much each one should pay

1755
01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:47,039
and we're just loitering close by.

1756
01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:49,039
And you've already done the mental math real fast for them.

1757
01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:50,039
They don't know.

1758
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:51,039
Can't really say anything though.

1759
01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:53,039
It's 12.70.

1760
01:10:53,039 --> 01:10:56,039
And so you go stand by a booth.

1761
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:58,039
You said there was somewhere to sit.

1762
01:10:58,039 --> 01:11:00,039
Why don't you go stand by a booth?

1763
01:11:00,039 --> 01:11:03,039
We were creating a world of fantasy.

1764
01:11:03,039 --> 01:11:05,039
We were creating a world of awkward fantasy life

1765
01:11:05,039 --> 01:11:06,039
that happens to us in real life.

1766
01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:08,039
We're terrible at this.

1767
01:11:08,039 --> 01:11:10,039
It's not a fantasy works.

1768
01:11:10,039 --> 01:11:11,039
I walk in and make a scene.

1769
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,039
Right away, I'm charming.

1770
01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:15,039
I have exact change in my purse

1771
01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:18,039
and my food comes on time.

1772
01:11:18,039 --> 01:11:19,039
Fantasy work.

1773
01:11:19,039 --> 01:11:20,039
That is true.

1774
01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:21,039
That is better.

1775
01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:23,039
I wonder why I'm creating awkwardness

1776
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:26,039
in my fantasy life.

1777
01:11:26,039 --> 01:11:30,039
You want to drag us all down with you.

1778
01:11:30,039 --> 01:11:33,039
So you go walk to a table that is open

1779
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:37,039
and you pass by a group that consists of a couple of humans

1780
01:11:37,039 --> 01:11:40,039
and a dwarf and a half-orc.

1781
01:11:40,039 --> 01:11:42,039
And they notice you walking past and say,

1782
01:11:42,039 --> 01:11:44,039
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you from?

1783
01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,039
Where are you from?

1784
01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:46,039
Haven't seen you around these parts.

1785
01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:48,039
He really wants to know where we're from.

1786
01:11:48,039 --> 01:11:50,039
We're new.

1787
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,039
You're new?

1788
01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:52,039
Oh, good.

1789
01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:54,039
What brings you through Luskin?

1790
01:11:54,039 --> 01:11:55,039
I like it.

1791
01:11:55,039 --> 01:12:00,039
What do we want to tell them?

1792
01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,039
What do we want to tell them?

1793
01:12:02,039 --> 01:12:08,039
We have a friend in the host tower up there.

1794
01:12:08,039 --> 01:12:11,039
So we're just, we're visiting.

1795
01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:15,039
And a buddy in an airship.

1796
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:18,039
It's just kind of like hanging out.

1797
01:12:18,039 --> 01:12:21,039
You're meeting a friend in the magical fucking host tower

1798
01:12:21,039 --> 01:12:24,039
with somebody flying over our city for the last three weeks.

1799
01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:26,039
He's a harmless kind of person.

1800
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:27,039
Which guy?

1801
01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:29,039
The host tower or the airship?

1802
01:12:29,039 --> 01:12:30,039
The airship.

1803
01:12:30,039 --> 01:12:31,039
Oh.

1804
01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:32,039
Well, yeah.

1805
01:12:32,039 --> 01:12:34,039
But he's still been eyesore.

1806
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,039
Eyesore.

1807
01:12:35,039 --> 01:12:36,039
But why are you meeting at the magical place?

1808
01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:43,039
It just gives me the heebie-jeebies.

1809
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:44,039
He says, fuck.

1810
01:12:44,039 --> 01:12:45,039
Well, fuck, fine.

1811
01:12:45,039 --> 01:12:48,039
All right.

1812
01:12:48,039 --> 01:12:52,039
My brain literally turned off.

1813
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:59,039
She's laughing at heebie-jeebies.

1814
01:12:59,039 --> 01:13:00,039
How about you?

1815
01:13:00,039 --> 01:13:02,039
You speak better than this lady.

1816
01:13:02,039 --> 01:13:04,039
No.

1817
01:13:04,039 --> 01:13:05,039
Well, I'll be happy to try.

1818
01:13:05,039 --> 01:13:08,039
I haven't said a word the whole time.

1819
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:10,039
You talked to the bartender.

1820
01:13:10,039 --> 01:13:15,039
Okay, now we can interact with humans.

1821
01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:16,039
Oh my god.

1822
01:13:16,039 --> 01:13:18,039
We can't interact with them.

1823
01:13:18,039 --> 01:13:21,039
If only there was some clue as to why our real life

1824
01:13:21,039 --> 01:13:23,039
interactions were very awkward with people.

1825
01:13:23,039 --> 01:13:25,039
I don't know what it is.

1826
01:13:25,039 --> 01:13:26,039
Oh my god.

1827
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:27,039
Okay.

1828
01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:30,039
I'm sweating and crying.

1829
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,039
The stare I have on my face.

1830
01:13:32,039 --> 01:13:33,039
So much.

1831
01:13:33,039 --> 01:13:35,039
It's like I caught you doing something that you're

1832
01:13:35,039 --> 01:13:36,039
responsible for.

1833
01:13:36,039 --> 01:13:37,039
At least when we were together.

1834
01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:40,039
I had a whole conversation in my head about like,

1835
01:13:40,039 --> 01:13:43,039
well, I didn't know that's how the host tower was

1836
01:13:43,039 --> 01:13:44,039
viewed from.

1837
01:13:44,039 --> 01:13:45,039
Yeah, exactly.

1838
01:13:45,039 --> 01:13:47,039
But it was all internal.

1839
01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:50,039
We are from afar.

1840
01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:51,039
How are you?

1841
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:52,039
Kind, sir.

1842
01:13:52,039 --> 01:13:54,039
I'm just trying to be nice.

1843
01:13:54,039 --> 01:13:55,039
Solid, yeah.

1844
01:13:55,039 --> 01:13:56,039
I didn't say that part.

1845
01:13:56,039 --> 01:13:57,039
No.

1846
01:13:57,039 --> 01:13:58,039
Good.

1847
01:13:58,039 --> 01:13:59,039
Just noticed you come in and we just, you know,

1848
01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:03,039
like to welcome people to this fine establishment here.

1849
01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:06,039
That is super nice.

1850
01:14:06,039 --> 01:14:07,039
Isn't that nice?

1851
01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:08,039
Super nice.

1852
01:14:08,039 --> 01:14:09,039
Very nice.

1853
01:14:09,039 --> 01:14:10,039
Super nice.

1854
01:14:10,039 --> 01:14:11,039
Well, good.

1855
01:14:11,039 --> 01:14:12,039
What's your story?

1856
01:14:12,039 --> 01:14:13,039
Where are you from?

1857
01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:14,039
Oh, long time Luskin.

1858
01:14:14,039 --> 01:14:17,039
You know, we've just been working here.

1859
01:14:17,039 --> 01:14:19,039
Pirate ships, that sort of thing.

1860
01:14:19,039 --> 01:14:21,039
Oh, so your regular is at the Cutlass thing.

1861
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:22,039
Yep.

1862
01:14:22,039 --> 01:14:23,039
Yep.

1863
01:14:23,039 --> 01:14:24,039
You got it.

1864
01:14:24,039 --> 01:14:25,039
Yeah.

1865
01:14:25,039 --> 01:14:28,039
And, you know, we just like to make people feel welcome.

1866
01:14:28,039 --> 01:14:30,039
Didn't mean to make you feel awkward or anything there.

1867
01:14:30,039 --> 01:14:33,039
You just kind of stared off into the distance there a little bit.

1868
01:14:33,039 --> 01:14:34,039
Trust us, sir.

1869
01:14:34,039 --> 01:14:36,039
You had nothing to do with us being awkward.

1870
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,039
Fair enough.

1871
01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,039
Fair enough.

1872
01:14:38,039 --> 01:14:41,039
We've had a long travel day.

1873
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:43,039
We freed some dinosaurs earlier.

1874
01:14:43,039 --> 01:14:44,039
Freed some dinosaurs?

1875
01:14:44,039 --> 01:14:46,039
Where'd you find some dinosaurs?

1876
01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:47,039
Upriver.

1877
01:14:48,039 --> 01:14:50,039
They're this far north?

1878
01:14:50,039 --> 01:14:52,039
Yeah, there were some gnolls.

1879
01:14:52,039 --> 01:14:53,039
There were gnolls.

1880
01:14:53,039 --> 01:14:56,039
I knew it was like a sign of a letter.

1881
01:14:56,039 --> 01:15:00,039
Some gnolls had captured them and brought them this far up north.

1882
01:15:00,039 --> 01:15:06,039
We hope that they travel further south and meet up with their wild clans and live their lives.

1883
01:15:06,039 --> 01:15:09,039
Hopefully it sounds dangerous to have dinosaurs in the forest.

1884
01:15:09,039 --> 01:15:11,039
No, they're super nice though.

1885
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:12,039
Everything is cool.

1886
01:15:12,039 --> 01:15:13,039
Okay.

1887
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:16,039
They're going to migrate back to where they're from, so it's totally cool.

1888
01:15:16,039 --> 01:15:20,039
Please do not go after them, or we will have to go after you.

1889
01:15:20,039 --> 01:15:21,039
Makes sense, makes sense.

1890
01:15:21,039 --> 01:15:22,039
I get it.

1891
01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:24,039
Hey, why don't you like the people in the host tower?

1892
01:15:24,039 --> 01:15:26,039
Yeah, the host tower.

1893
01:15:26,039 --> 01:15:28,039
Well, I mean, it just gives...

1894
01:15:28,039 --> 01:15:29,039
Haven't you felt it?

1895
01:15:29,039 --> 01:15:30,039
Like this weird...

1896
01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:31,039
Just got to town.

1897
01:15:31,039 --> 01:15:32,039
Kind of magical...

1898
01:15:32,039 --> 01:15:35,039
It's a 12 hour travel day and we just rolled in.

1899
01:15:35,039 --> 01:15:38,039
We're feeling magical weirdness all over the place though.

1900
01:15:38,039 --> 01:15:39,039
It's kind of difficult to...

1901
01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:41,039
It's been kind of a weird time.

1902
01:15:41,039 --> 01:15:42,039
You're right, you're right.

1903
01:15:42,039 --> 01:15:43,039
Yeah, no, it's a...

1904
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:49,039
I mean, it's got a weird history of like liches running the building.

1905
01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:54,039
So they say they've cleaned it up, but you never know, right?

1906
01:15:54,039 --> 01:15:56,039
I mean, it's a tower that grows itself.

1907
01:15:56,039 --> 01:15:59,039
So how much can you trust that?

1908
01:15:59,039 --> 01:16:04,039
Oh man, like when he was describing it, I totally thought it was just under construction.

1909
01:16:04,039 --> 01:16:06,039
Yeah, me too.

1910
01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:09,039
I'm glad we talked to this random patron of the bar.

1911
01:16:09,039 --> 01:16:10,039
Absolutely.

1912
01:16:10,039 --> 01:16:13,039
I thought that the tree thing was growing, but not the whole thing.

1913
01:16:13,039 --> 01:16:15,039
Sir, what is your name?

1914
01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:16,039
My name is Badal.

1915
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:17,039
Nice to meet you.

1916
01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:18,039
And your name?

1917
01:16:18,039 --> 01:16:19,039
Me too, Badal.

1918
01:16:19,039 --> 01:16:20,039
I'm Thea.

1919
01:16:20,039 --> 01:16:21,039
New Laura.

1920
01:16:21,039 --> 01:16:22,039
Flip.

1921
01:16:22,039 --> 01:16:23,039
Excellent.

1922
01:16:23,039 --> 01:16:24,039
This is my friend Ben.

1923
01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:25,039
There's a lot of Ben's in this town.

1924
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,039
Apparently.

1925
01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:27,039
And...

1926
01:16:27,039 --> 01:16:32,039
Out of four people we've met, two have been named Ben or Benny.

1927
01:16:32,039 --> 01:16:35,039
The next one will be Benjamin.

1928
01:16:35,039 --> 01:16:38,039
The next one will be Benji.

1929
01:16:38,039 --> 01:16:41,039
Benji.

1930
01:16:41,039 --> 01:16:43,039
There's not that many weird names.

1931
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:47,039
They just call this guy Favache.

1932
01:16:47,039 --> 01:16:49,039
Sorry, Favache or Bavache?

1933
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:52,039
Favache.

1934
01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:55,039
Favache.

1935
01:16:55,039 --> 01:16:57,039
Ben.

1936
01:16:57,039 --> 01:17:04,039
The bartender brings you over your meal and sets it onto the table, which is just beside the group you are talking to.

1937
01:17:04,039 --> 01:17:08,039
I grab one of those mini cutlasses and just chow down on some of that lamb.

1938
01:17:08,039 --> 01:17:11,039
I say, join us at the table.

1939
01:17:11,039 --> 01:17:13,039
I mean, order your own food, but sit with us.

1940
01:17:13,039 --> 01:17:16,039
The bartender thinks you're talking to him, and it's like...

1941
01:17:16,039 --> 01:17:17,039
No, yes, of course, you too.

1942
01:17:17,039 --> 01:17:18,039
You can join us too.

1943
01:17:18,039 --> 01:17:19,039
Do you have a break coming up?

1944
01:17:19,039 --> 01:17:20,039
Sit with us.

1945
01:17:20,039 --> 01:17:21,039
Is that a 15?

1946
01:17:21,039 --> 01:17:22,039
Maybe in a bit.

1947
01:17:22,039 --> 01:17:24,039
I got some work to do, I guess.

1948
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:25,039
We've got a 15.

1949
01:17:25,039 --> 01:17:31,039
We've also used to work in restaurants.

1950
01:17:31,039 --> 01:17:34,039
Two 15s in a half hour, maybe 45.

1951
01:17:34,039 --> 01:17:36,039
You start smoking.

1952
01:17:36,039 --> 01:17:38,039
You get a lot more breaks when you work in a restaurant.

1953
01:17:38,039 --> 01:17:39,039
That's true.

1954
01:17:39,039 --> 01:17:41,039
You sure do.

1955
01:17:41,039 --> 01:17:45,039
And the group of four there...

1956
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:47,039
I'm going to give it three names.

1957
01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:49,039
And the other fellas...

1958
01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,039
Silent Bob.

1959
01:17:50,039 --> 01:17:52,039
The other fellas' names, yeah.

1960
01:17:52,039 --> 01:17:54,039
We call them...

1961
01:17:54,039 --> 01:17:57,039
We call them the Quiet One.

1962
01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:59,039
That is an ominous name.

1963
01:17:59,039 --> 01:18:01,039
Extremely creepy.

1964
01:18:01,039 --> 01:18:03,039
Does he look creepy? What's he look like?

1965
01:18:03,039 --> 01:18:04,039
He's super friendly.

1966
01:18:04,039 --> 01:18:07,039
That's like us telling people we are the Three.

1967
01:18:07,039 --> 01:18:10,039
It sounds like we're like blind old ladies.

1968
01:18:10,039 --> 01:18:12,039
Like the tapestry weavers.

1969
01:18:12,039 --> 01:18:16,039
Like we should be in Macbeth mourning Macbeth about the future.

1970
01:18:16,039 --> 01:18:19,039
Yes, not at all. Hercules from Disney.

1971
01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:26,039
The four pull their table up to yours, and you sit down, and your food is there.

1972
01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:27,039
We eat.

1973
01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:28,039
We eat it.

1974
01:18:28,039 --> 01:18:29,039
It's delicious.

1975
01:18:29,039 --> 01:18:30,039
Boop, boop, boop.

1976
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,039
I gave back to...

1977
01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:34,039
Oh!

1978
01:18:34,039 --> 01:18:36,039
I didn't rest it anywhere, yeah.

1979
01:18:36,039 --> 01:18:37,039
My finger still hurts.

1980
01:18:37,039 --> 01:18:39,039
Still a little singed.

1981
01:18:39,039 --> 01:18:41,039
No fingerprints on this.

1982
01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,039
Life of pride.

1983
01:18:43,039 --> 01:18:47,039
What do you mean liches used to run that place?

1984
01:18:47,039 --> 01:18:49,039
Oh, some time ago.

1985
01:18:49,039 --> 01:18:57,039
I mean, the building itself was built as a stronghold when the town was just called Alusk.

1986
01:18:57,039 --> 01:19:01,039
It was an orcish kind of battlefront, and then that was overrun.

1987
01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:10,039
And then years later, some wizards came in, and they did their wizardy stuff and turned themselves into liches.

1988
01:19:10,039 --> 01:19:14,039
You know, as they do sometimes when they're trying to just own their powers.

1989
01:19:14,039 --> 01:19:20,039
But then they wanted to just have this overseeing power over the city, and this was a whole big thing.

1990
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:25,039
They were then run out by some other not like-minded individuals.

1991
01:19:25,039 --> 01:19:35,039
And then the latest group here, the Arkane Brotherhood, they came in and they use it as what they say as a place to learn magic

1992
01:19:35,039 --> 01:19:39,039
and learn about all these spiritual things.

1993
01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:46,039
But the tower itself, it gives off this aura throughout the city.

1994
01:19:46,039 --> 01:19:48,039
It just leaves people uneasy.

1995
01:19:48,039 --> 01:19:50,039
We don't like magic so much.

1996
01:19:50,039 --> 01:19:57,039
How are the Brotherhood as citizens of Luskin? Secretive? Helpful?

1997
01:19:57,039 --> 01:20:00,039
I mean, they kind of oversee the city right now.

1998
01:20:00,039 --> 01:20:05,039
They're what you call a bit of the governing body.

1999
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:10,039
They have the checks and bAlydinces up there, but they kind of keep to themselves.

2000
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:13,039
They don't really leave the tower all that often.

2001
01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:16,039
Questions? Anybody?

2002
01:20:16,039 --> 01:20:23,039
I'm sure we covered all of this like one year ago when we first ran into the Arkane Brotherhood.

2003
01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:26,039
Back in like February sometime.

2004
01:20:26,039 --> 01:20:30,039
As you guys are discussing, the door bursts open and you hear,

2005
01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:33,039
That's them! Those are the people who stole my horses!

2006
01:20:33,039 --> 01:20:34,039
Oh, this guy.

2007
01:20:34,039 --> 01:20:36,039
I knew he was coming back.

2008
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:41,039
And he's followed by what looked like four or five...

2009
01:20:41,039 --> 01:20:47,039
There are five city guardsmen dressed in full armor and regalia following in behind him.

2010
01:20:47,039 --> 01:20:50,039
He says, Get them! Take them away! Take them to the gallows!

2011
01:20:50,039 --> 01:20:51,039
Whoa!

2012
01:20:51,039 --> 01:20:54,039
Sounds like a pretty high crime here that he's committed.

2013
01:20:54,039 --> 01:20:57,039
Whoa. Whoa. I stand up. I put down my...

2014
01:20:57,039 --> 01:21:01,039
Like the stockades, maybe. The gallows, come on!

2015
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:05,039
Sir, your horses...

2016
01:21:05,039 --> 01:21:09,039
Are not back in my stables!

2017
01:21:09,039 --> 01:21:15,039
Thea takes one of those breaths where she's just like...

2018
01:21:15,039 --> 01:21:18,039
Out with the good, out with the bad.

2019
01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:21,039
Did I not say that we would return your horses?

2020
01:21:21,039 --> 01:21:25,039
You did, but I don't see my horses and I see you.

2021
01:21:25,039 --> 01:21:31,039
Did you end up sucked into some sort of alternate dimension

2022
01:21:31,039 --> 01:21:35,039
for what you thought was only a day and a half,

2023
01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:37,039
but ended up being three weeks back here?

2024
01:21:37,039 --> 01:21:38,039
Did you?

2025
01:21:38,039 --> 01:21:39,039
Yes.

2026
01:21:39,039 --> 01:21:40,039
Don't believe it.

2027
01:21:40,039 --> 01:21:44,039
You should consider yourself lucky that we made sure that the horses

2028
01:21:44,039 --> 01:21:49,039
were not also captured by this horrendous person who had imprisoned us.

2029
01:21:49,039 --> 01:21:53,039
And thusly we ended up in this alternate dimension shit.

2030
01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:55,039
You're imprisoned in a portal without horses.

2031
01:21:55,039 --> 01:21:57,039
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

2032
01:21:57,039 --> 01:21:58,039
You're wrong.

2033
01:21:58,039 --> 01:21:59,039
Interesting.

2034
01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,039
Take them away!

2035
01:22:01,039 --> 01:22:03,039
Can you give us time to get you your horses back?

2036
01:22:03,039 --> 01:22:09,039
Trust me when I say we love tiny, clip-clopping, butterhub.

2037
01:22:09,039 --> 01:22:13,039
While this conversation is happening, you see your new friend stand up

2038
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:15,039
and go to talk to the guards.

2039
01:22:15,039 --> 01:22:17,039
And he says, I don't think...

2040
01:22:17,039 --> 01:22:19,039
Guards! Guards! Come here!

2041
01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:23,039
And all of them just kind of walk over to him and say, nothing.

2042
01:22:23,039 --> 01:22:25,039
Nothing.

2043
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:27,039
And they walk up.

2044
01:22:27,039 --> 01:22:29,039
He's a half-orc?

2045
01:22:29,039 --> 01:22:31,039
It's the person we're talking to today?

2046
01:22:31,039 --> 01:22:32,039
A human.

2047
01:22:32,039 --> 01:22:34,039
He's a really ugly human.

2048
01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:36,039
Really ugly.

2049
01:22:36,039 --> 01:22:38,039
He looks like a handsome.

2050
01:22:38,039 --> 01:22:41,039
As the kids would say, bubbly.

2051
01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:44,039
Yes. I say, thank you, my friend.

2052
01:22:44,039 --> 01:22:46,039
He was...

2053
01:22:46,039 --> 01:22:48,039
Unbearable. Yeah, unbearable.

2054
01:22:48,039 --> 01:22:51,039
Yeah, he's... Don't rent horses from him anymore.

2055
01:22:51,039 --> 01:22:54,039
I mean, I don't know what you did with the horses or where the horses are,

2056
01:22:54,039 --> 01:22:56,039
but just to kind of steer clear of them.

2057
01:22:56,039 --> 01:22:59,039
I didn't... I would like to keep the horses.

2058
01:22:59,039 --> 01:23:00,039
We love the horses!

2059
01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:02,039
This is what I'm wondering. Can we just buy the horses?

2060
01:23:02,039 --> 01:23:04,039
I mean, do you have the horses?

2061
01:23:04,039 --> 01:23:06,039
In Little Rock, yeah.

2062
01:23:06,039 --> 01:23:08,039
In our hearts.

2063
01:23:11,039 --> 01:23:12,039
Okay.

2064
01:23:12,039 --> 01:23:15,039
When does your business take you out of the city?

2065
01:23:15,039 --> 01:23:20,039
Because you've got a few days before he's going to go knock on the guard's doors again.

2066
01:23:20,039 --> 01:23:22,039
Possibly tomorrow.

2067
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:23,039
You'll be fine.

2068
01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,039
We'll be gone by then.

2069
01:23:24,039 --> 01:23:26,039
You'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

2070
01:23:26,039 --> 01:23:28,039
Thank you again.

2071
01:23:28,039 --> 01:23:29,039
We'll buy you a beer.

2072
01:23:29,039 --> 01:23:30,039
Definitely.

2073
01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:33,039
And some of those lamb skewers, because they were delicious.

2074
01:23:33,039 --> 01:23:35,039
He says, thank you.

2075
01:23:35,039 --> 01:23:38,039
And you carry about your night.

2076
01:23:38,039 --> 01:23:42,039
Unless there's anything else in particular you want to discuss.

2077
01:23:42,039 --> 01:23:46,039
You have lots of fun, and then you go and you crash.

2078
01:23:46,039 --> 01:23:48,039
That's the international symbol for fun.

2079
01:23:48,039 --> 01:23:52,039
It's a lot better than the international symbol for magic that wizards do,

2080
01:23:52,039 --> 01:23:56,039
because that looked like this, and I got confused.

2081
01:23:56,039 --> 01:24:01,039
As you were hand gesturing, you were like, and they did their wizard magic,

2082
01:24:01,039 --> 01:24:06,039
and I was just like, come on, magic is this.

2083
01:24:06,039 --> 01:24:07,039
Special magic.

2084
01:24:07,039 --> 01:24:10,039
Verifying. God damn it. I wouldn't trust those people either.

2085
01:24:10,039 --> 01:24:13,039
That's just a big phallic symbol.

2086
01:24:13,039 --> 01:24:18,039
Yeah, so you tell tales, not in an awkward fashion, of your travels,

2087
01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:24,039
and you hit the hay, and you wake up the next day, and it is bright.

2088
01:24:24,039 --> 01:24:28,039
We go to sleep in an inn, sleep the whole night,

2089
01:24:28,039 --> 01:24:31,039
and I'm not awoken by someone choke-holding this guy,

2090
01:24:31,039 --> 01:24:33,039
or like a dragon tearing him.

2091
01:24:33,039 --> 01:24:34,039
Nothing, we just sleep.

2092
01:24:34,039 --> 01:24:37,039
Wow, I love the colors.

2093
01:24:37,039 --> 01:24:38,039
Cutlass will win.

2094
01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:41,039
I didn't get my things back because of sleeping.

2095
01:24:41,039 --> 01:24:44,039
You're really worried about those two hit points, really.

2096
01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:48,039
I feel like I earned them, but I didn't want to.

2097
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:51,039
Fingerprints are back. Your fingerprint, just that one.

2098
01:24:51,039 --> 01:24:54,039
It was just one, I was just like, hey.

2099
01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:58,039
But I brushed it off, I was like, eh.

2100
01:24:58,039 --> 01:25:00,039
Like when you try to push your hair back all sexy,

2101
01:25:00,039 --> 01:25:04,039
but you get it stuck in a knot, and you're like.

2102
01:25:04,039 --> 01:25:07,039
I often have that problem, so I know what you're talking about.

2103
01:25:07,039 --> 01:25:08,039
It's the beard twirl, right?

2104
01:25:08,039 --> 01:25:11,039
You're like snappy, like a hangnailer.

2105
01:25:11,039 --> 01:25:13,039
Then I can't remove my, yeah.

2106
01:25:13,039 --> 01:25:15,039
It's real bad.

2107
01:25:15,039 --> 01:25:18,039
Yeah, so it is the morning.

2108
01:25:18,039 --> 01:25:21,039
Oh, let's book it over to the host tower of the arcane.

2109
01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:24,039
I feel like this is just kind of something we need to wrap up,

2110
01:25:24,039 --> 01:25:27,039
because I want to get on that ship and do that other mission.

2111
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:29,039
I know, that sounds fun.

2112
01:25:29,039 --> 01:25:31,039
For the betterment of the world.

2113
01:25:31,039 --> 01:25:36,039
So you settle up with the innkeeper who you've learned through the night.

2114
01:25:36,039 --> 01:25:38,039
His name is Arum Gardepac.

2115
01:25:38,039 --> 01:25:40,039
Hey.

2116
01:25:40,039 --> 01:25:41,039
That's what his name is.

2117
01:25:41,039 --> 01:25:42,039
Why wouldn't it be?

2118
01:25:42,039 --> 01:25:44,039
It's not even funny.

2119
01:25:44,039 --> 01:25:45,039
It's a very common name.

2120
01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:46,039
Sorry, Arum?

2121
01:25:46,039 --> 01:25:48,039
Arum Gardepac.

2122
01:25:48,039 --> 01:25:51,039
And you make your way to the host tower, and the door is wide open.

2123
01:25:51,039 --> 01:25:54,039
Good, that'll be.

2124
01:25:54,039 --> 01:26:00,039
The same gentleman is standing at the front desk area.

2125
01:26:00,039 --> 01:26:02,039
Wilfrid.

2126
01:26:02,039 --> 01:26:03,039
Concierge.

2127
01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:05,039
Ephraim.

2128
01:26:05,039 --> 01:26:08,039
Wilfrid says, oh, you're back again.

2129
01:26:08,039 --> 01:26:11,039
You're here to see Makoth, yes?

2130
01:26:11,039 --> 01:26:13,039
Yes.

2131
01:26:13,039 --> 01:26:21,039
He picks up some device and kind of whispers into it,

2132
01:26:21,039 --> 01:26:25,039
and a plume of smoke rises up into the air,

2133
01:26:25,039 --> 01:26:28,039
and it floats up and into one of the rooms at the back,

2134
01:26:28,039 --> 01:26:30,039
and then Makoth comes out and she says,

2135
01:26:30,039 --> 01:26:32,039
Neat.

2136
01:26:32,039 --> 01:26:34,039
That's fun.

2137
01:26:34,039 --> 01:26:35,039
Good to see you again.

2138
01:26:35,039 --> 01:26:37,039
I have had discussions.

2139
01:26:37,039 --> 01:26:38,039
She comes down.

2140
01:26:38,039 --> 01:26:42,039
She says, I have had discussions with the magistrates here,

2141
01:26:42,039 --> 01:26:48,039
and they are willing to help you out in your fight against them.

2142
01:26:48,039 --> 01:26:53,039
They are concerned about the portal incidents you've had up late,

2143
01:26:53,039 --> 01:26:57,039
rips being torn and dimensional walls and whatnot.

2144
01:26:57,039 --> 01:26:59,039
Oh, that's not our fault, though.

2145
01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:00,039
Okay.

2146
01:27:00,039 --> 01:27:01,039
Well, whose fault is it?

2147
01:27:01,039 --> 01:27:02,039
Tibby.

2148
01:27:02,039 --> 01:27:03,039
Who's Tibby?

2149
01:27:03,039 --> 01:27:05,039
It's the one who created the portal.

2150
01:27:05,039 --> 01:27:06,039
Yes, but who's Tibby?

2151
01:27:06,039 --> 01:27:11,039
Tibby is a little robot.

2152
01:27:11,039 --> 01:27:12,039
Girl?

2153
01:27:12,039 --> 01:27:13,039
A mech.

2154
01:27:13,039 --> 01:27:15,039
That was modern.

2155
01:27:15,039 --> 01:27:17,039
Yeah, I see the modern.

2156
01:27:17,039 --> 01:27:18,039
Yes.

2157
01:27:18,039 --> 01:27:19,039
Okay, interesting.

2158
01:27:19,039 --> 01:27:22,039
Well, we did not choose to go through the portal.

2159
01:27:22,039 --> 01:27:23,039
We were stuck in a dungeon.

2160
01:27:23,039 --> 01:27:24,039
There was no way out.

2161
01:27:24,039 --> 01:27:25,039
Hopefully beyond...

2162
01:27:25,039 --> 01:27:28,039
Circumstances being what they are.

2163
01:27:28,039 --> 01:27:31,039
Hopefully beyond these troubles that we are having,

2164
01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:37,039
we are able to perhaps meet and discuss these portal,

2165
01:27:37,039 --> 01:27:40,039
portal magics that this Tibby has learned

2166
01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:43,039
and see if we can't get them sorted out

2167
01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:46,039
and figure out what's going on there.

2168
01:27:46,039 --> 01:27:49,039
But your brain friend,

2169
01:27:49,039 --> 01:27:55,039
brain friend, there is a spell of sorts

2170
01:27:55,039 --> 01:28:00,039
that does require some components we don't have regularly here.

2171
01:28:00,039 --> 01:28:01,039
Sweet.

2172
01:28:01,039 --> 01:28:02,039
At the Arcane Brotherhood.

2173
01:28:02,039 --> 01:28:04,039
Request!

2174
01:28:04,039 --> 01:28:07,039
So, we are more than willing to do the spell

2175
01:28:07,039 --> 01:28:13,039
and run the situation for you.

2176
01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:21,039
Is there a host vessel for the spirit that's in me to be put into?

2177
01:28:21,039 --> 01:28:25,039
I ask without any prompting from my friend Bort

2178
01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:27,039
because he knows I've got it back.

2179
01:28:27,039 --> 01:28:32,039
This is one of the components that we require.

2180
01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:38,039
So, if you were to put him not just into the Aether,

2181
01:28:38,039 --> 01:28:40,039
please don't put me in the Aether,

2182
01:28:40,039 --> 01:28:43,039
but rather into a new body,

2183
01:28:43,039 --> 01:28:45,039
that would be better.

2184
01:28:45,039 --> 01:28:49,039
We would require a new body for him.

2185
01:28:49,039 --> 01:28:53,039
Anything particular about this body?

2186
01:28:53,039 --> 01:28:58,039
Just a body?

2187
01:28:58,039 --> 01:29:02,039
Well, I mean the body can't really be dead.

2188
01:29:02,039 --> 01:29:03,039
Okay.

2189
01:29:03,039 --> 01:29:06,039
So, I'll leave that part up to you,

2190
01:29:06,039 --> 01:29:09,039
how you figure that out.

2191
01:29:09,039 --> 01:29:12,039
We also require a drop of your blood,

2192
01:29:12,039 --> 01:29:14,039
easy enough to obtain.

2193
01:29:14,039 --> 01:29:17,039
I don't know, that seems pretty difficult.

2194
01:29:17,039 --> 01:29:22,039
We require diamond as a dust.

2195
01:29:22,039 --> 01:29:24,039
So, brown to diamonds.

2196
01:29:24,039 --> 01:29:29,039
And we also require the amulet of wonder.

2197
01:29:29,039 --> 01:29:31,039
I pulled that out of my back pocket.

2198
01:29:31,039 --> 01:29:32,039
Oh, this amulet?

2199
01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:33,039
This one?

2200
01:29:33,039 --> 01:29:34,039
Yes.

2201
01:29:34,039 --> 01:29:38,039
The amulet of wonder will probably be the most difficult to obtain.

2202
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:40,039
Most of the other things you could probably,

2203
01:29:40,039 --> 01:29:42,039
well, you have your blood, a new body,

2204
01:29:42,039 --> 01:29:48,039
you just find one, somehow, someway, your call.

2205
01:29:48,039 --> 01:29:49,039
Sounds legit.

2206
01:29:49,039 --> 01:29:53,039
And the diamond as dust you can probably find from a merchant

2207
01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:55,039
somewhere along your way.

2208
01:29:55,039 --> 01:29:57,039
But the...

2209
01:29:57,039 --> 01:30:00,039
So, what you're saying is you literally have nothing you need.

2210
01:30:00,039 --> 01:30:04,039
Oh, there are many other pieces to this thing that we do have,

2211
01:30:04,039 --> 01:30:07,039
but these are the ones that we do not.

2212
01:30:07,039 --> 01:30:10,039
So, you didn't already have some of my blood?

2213
01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:12,039
What a weird coincidence.

2214
01:30:12,039 --> 01:30:13,039
Or a vessel?

2215
01:30:13,039 --> 01:30:16,039
No willing vessels.

2216
01:30:16,039 --> 01:30:18,039
Does the vessel have to be willing?

2217
01:30:18,039 --> 01:30:19,039
Well...

2218
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:20,039
Better?

2219
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:21,039
I suppose not.

2220
01:30:21,039 --> 01:30:23,039
I mean, it would be easier, but...

2221
01:30:23,039 --> 01:30:25,039
We could capture a bad guy.

2222
01:30:25,039 --> 01:30:26,039
Put him in there.

2223
01:30:26,039 --> 01:30:29,039
He could take over the bad guy's mind.

2224
01:30:29,039 --> 01:30:33,039
But wouldn't there then just be the same problem of having two and one?

2225
01:30:33,039 --> 01:30:34,039
This is my question.

2226
01:30:34,039 --> 01:30:38,039
We put the second soul into a new vessel,

2227
01:30:38,039 --> 01:30:40,039
does he have to fight the...

2228
01:30:40,039 --> 01:30:46,039
Well, part of the procedure is removing the soul from the new vessel.

2229
01:30:46,039 --> 01:30:48,039
Oh, good. That sounds fun.

2230
01:30:48,039 --> 01:30:49,039
So...

2231
01:30:49,039 --> 01:30:51,039
Remember that horse guy? He was a real jag.

2232
01:30:51,039 --> 01:30:53,039
Nice.

2233
01:30:53,039 --> 01:30:57,039
He's kind of scrawny, though. I don't think we want him.

2234
01:30:57,039 --> 01:31:00,039
My name? Bortnobody?

2235
01:31:00,039 --> 01:31:03,039
We can't hear Bortnobody, but that's a great name.

2236
01:31:03,039 --> 01:31:06,039
Beggars, something-something choosers.

2237
01:31:06,039 --> 01:31:08,039
The Amulet of...

2238
01:31:08,039 --> 01:31:09,039
What did I call it?

2239
01:31:09,039 --> 01:31:13,039
The Amulet of Wonder is probably going to be the most difficult to find.

2240
01:31:13,039 --> 01:31:19,039
It was... the last known location of it was in a temple in Kalimshan,

2241
01:31:19,039 --> 01:31:24,039
which is on the north coast of the Shining Sea,

2242
01:31:24,039 --> 01:31:28,039
and it's to the south of a city called...

2243
01:31:28,039 --> 01:31:32,039
or a region called Tether.

2244
01:31:32,039 --> 01:31:36,039
The capital city we probably know as Kalimport.

2245
01:31:36,039 --> 01:31:40,039
And you would probably want to start there.

2246
01:31:40,039 --> 01:31:42,039
Is this south?

2247
01:31:42,039 --> 01:31:45,039
It's on the north coast of the Shining Sea,

2248
01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:48,039
which is on the opposite side of Faerun,

2249
01:31:48,039 --> 01:31:51,039
which you, as players, have never seen a map of.

2250
01:31:51,039 --> 01:31:54,039
Pretty sure, if I remember my map of Faerun correctly,

2251
01:31:54,039 --> 01:31:57,039
that's somewhat close to where Dantheros is.

2252
01:32:00,039 --> 01:32:01,039
What?

2253
01:32:01,039 --> 01:32:05,039
Because I'm pretty sure I had Carla's character go over the sea

2254
01:32:05,039 --> 01:32:07,039
to get to where she was going.

2255
01:32:08,039 --> 01:32:11,039
It's probably a different time period.

2256
01:32:11,039 --> 01:32:13,039
You might never run into those people.

2257
01:32:13,039 --> 01:32:15,039
It's entirely possible.

2258
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:19,039
But that temple, not exactly the precise location,

2259
01:32:19,039 --> 01:32:23,039
you'd probably want to start in Kalimport and see, ask around there.

2260
01:32:23,039 --> 01:32:25,039
Obviously this is on your timetable,

2261
01:32:25,039 --> 01:32:28,039
so we are ready to begin whenever you are,

2262
01:32:28,039 --> 01:32:31,039
but there are obviously more pressing things at hand.

2263
01:32:31,039 --> 01:32:33,039
It's up to you.

2264
01:32:34,039 --> 01:32:36,039
Should we ask her if she knows anything

2265
01:32:36,039 --> 01:32:39,039
about that other dragon speaker guy

2266
01:32:39,039 --> 01:32:42,039
that the airship dude wants to go take care of

2267
01:32:42,039 --> 01:32:44,039
from way back in the day?

2268
01:32:44,039 --> 01:32:46,039
Transparency and whatnot,

2269
01:32:46,039 --> 01:32:48,039
we're all supposed to be working together.

2270
01:32:48,039 --> 01:32:50,039
Just that she might know something.

2271
01:32:50,039 --> 01:32:51,039
She might.

2272
01:32:51,039 --> 01:32:54,039
Do for sure have that person written down.

2273
01:32:54,039 --> 01:32:57,039
Wormspeaker leaders.

2274
01:32:57,039 --> 01:33:00,039
Vram the White? Is that who we're looking for?

2275
01:33:00,039 --> 01:33:02,039
In the Serpent Hills, yes.

2276
01:33:02,039 --> 01:33:05,039
And he like went rogue, right?

2277
01:33:05,039 --> 01:33:09,039
What Leosin told you in episode two

2278
01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:12,039
was Vram the White,

2279
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:16,039
who is known to be a close ally and confident of Severin,

2280
01:33:16,039 --> 01:33:19,039
the cult of the dragon leader,

2281
01:33:19,039 --> 01:33:23,039
has gone missing.

2282
01:33:23,039 --> 01:33:26,039
Or rather, he hasn't gone missing.

2283
01:33:26,039 --> 01:33:30,039
The rumor is his white dragon mask has gone missing.

2284
01:33:31,039 --> 01:33:34,039
But the rumor also states

2285
01:33:34,039 --> 01:33:40,039
that Severin does not know Vram has lost the mask yet.

2286
01:33:40,039 --> 01:33:43,039
Well, no, you don't tell your boss you fucked up your head.

2287
01:33:43,039 --> 01:33:49,039
So Vram was last seen in the Serpent Hills.

2288
01:33:49,039 --> 01:33:52,039
Airship fake name guy.

2289
01:33:52,039 --> 01:33:56,039
Believed to be tracking his lost mask,

2290
01:33:56,039 --> 01:33:59,039
which has been stolen from him.

2291
01:33:59,039 --> 01:34:01,039
But that was the last location he was seen.

2292
01:34:01,039 --> 01:34:04,039
I feel like he's changed his story to stolen from him.

2293
01:34:04,039 --> 01:34:06,039
Not like he's misplaced it.

2294
01:34:06,039 --> 01:34:08,039
He's completely incompetent.

2295
01:34:08,039 --> 01:34:10,039
Just like left it in the back of his cab

2296
01:34:10,039 --> 01:34:12,039
on the boat night from the bar one night.

2297
01:34:12,039 --> 01:34:15,039
That's what Leosin would have told you.

2298
01:34:15,039 --> 01:34:19,039
So I say, McAuth,

2299
01:34:19,039 --> 01:34:22,039
Grancis

2300
01:34:25,039 --> 01:34:27,039
Grancis

2301
01:34:27,039 --> 01:34:31,039
is here to help us on the next part of our journey

2302
01:34:31,039 --> 01:34:35,039
to defeating the cult of the dragon.

2303
01:34:35,039 --> 01:34:39,039
We are going to Serpent Hills

2304
01:34:39,039 --> 01:34:47,039
to look for the white mask of Vram.

2305
01:34:51,039 --> 01:34:54,039
Do you have any information that can help us?

2306
01:34:54,039 --> 01:34:56,039
We all have the same goal here.

2307
01:34:56,039 --> 01:34:59,039
Vram the White was...

2308
01:34:59,039 --> 01:35:04,039
We have heard that he is in search of the white dragon mask

2309
01:35:04,039 --> 01:35:07,039
that was in fact stolen from him.

2310
01:35:07,039 --> 01:35:10,039
He has managed to hide this from Severin.

2311
01:35:10,039 --> 01:35:13,039
Last I heard, something may have changed since then.

2312
01:35:13,039 --> 01:35:16,039
It's been a while since we last heard of this.

2313
01:35:16,039 --> 01:35:21,039
But it was stolen perhaps by a thief with the Zhentarim.

2314
01:35:22,039 --> 01:35:27,039
And last heard, he was tracking it through the Serpent Hills.

2315
01:35:27,039 --> 01:35:30,039
That is really all the information we have,

2316
01:35:30,039 --> 01:35:33,039
but sounds like that's still what they're going off of

2317
01:35:33,039 --> 01:35:36,039
with your guild, Denied Shadows,

2318
01:35:36,039 --> 01:35:40,039
and perhaps what the council at Waterdeep is still going off of.

2319
01:35:40,039 --> 01:35:45,039
Well, it looks like we are going to investigate this further.

2320
01:35:45,039 --> 01:35:48,039
Do you have anything that could help us on our journey?

2321
01:35:48,039 --> 01:35:51,039
Well, when you need the Arcane Brotherhood, we will be there.

2322
01:35:51,039 --> 01:35:54,039
But there is nothing I can grant you.

2323
01:35:54,039 --> 01:35:57,039
I mean, I tried to grant her knowledge of wisdom and magic.

2324
01:35:57,039 --> 01:35:59,039
Shh, turn me down.

2325
01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:01,039
It was a pretty harsh rejection.

2326
01:36:01,039 --> 01:36:03,039
You just told me yesterday I could come back

2327
01:36:03,039 --> 01:36:05,039
when we were done this adventure.

2328
01:36:05,039 --> 01:36:07,039
I could, but I tried to get you right off the boat.

2329
01:36:07,039 --> 01:36:09,039
Yeah, months ago.

2330
01:36:09,039 --> 01:36:12,039
Remember, you come with me, this isn't a trap.

2331
01:36:12,039 --> 01:36:15,039
I don't want to break up the game.

2332
01:36:15,039 --> 01:36:17,039
We're very reluctant to break up the game.

2333
01:36:17,039 --> 01:36:19,039
What are we doing?

2334
01:36:19,039 --> 01:36:22,039
We've got to stay together.

2335
01:36:22,039 --> 01:36:27,039
Aside from separating your friend and his new friend from each other,

2336
01:36:27,039 --> 01:36:30,039
there's nothing I can send you with at this moment.

2337
01:36:30,039 --> 01:36:33,039
Is there anything else you need from us at this moment?

2338
01:36:33,039 --> 01:36:36,039
Because we're going to hop on that airship.

2339
01:36:36,039 --> 01:36:41,039
Knowing that you are back in the fight against the Cult of the Dragon,

2340
01:36:41,039 --> 01:36:45,039
knowing that you are still in the fight against the Cult of the Dragon,

2341
01:36:45,039 --> 01:36:52,039
has appeased the magistrates of the Arcane Brotherhood,

2342
01:36:52,039 --> 01:36:57,039
and they will be in touch with the Council at Waterdeep

2343
01:36:57,039 --> 01:36:59,039
and with the Guild of the Nine Shadows

2344
01:36:59,039 --> 01:37:01,039
in order to find out what needs to happen next.

2345
01:37:01,039 --> 01:37:04,039
But it sounds like you need to catch an airship

2346
01:37:04,039 --> 01:37:06,039
and get it out of here with Grancis.

2347
01:37:06,039 --> 01:37:08,039
Get rid of Grancis.

2348
01:37:08,039 --> 01:37:10,039
Grancis?

2349
01:37:10,039 --> 01:37:13,039
The most popular man in town.

2350
01:37:13,039 --> 01:37:16,039
And us, by association, with him.

2351
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:18,039
Yeah, totally.

2352
01:37:18,039 --> 01:37:23,039
Makoth, I will return to learn more

2353
01:37:23,039 --> 01:37:27,039
when we have defeated the Cult of the Dragon.

2354
01:37:27,039 --> 01:37:29,039
I guess that's when I'll return.

2355
01:37:29,039 --> 01:37:33,039
I feel you will find more of your abilities along your journey,

2356
01:37:33,039 --> 01:37:38,039
but we would be grateful to help you in discovering those.

2357
01:37:38,039 --> 01:37:41,039
Thank you for your help.

2358
01:37:43,039 --> 01:37:44,039
To the airship.

2359
01:37:44,039 --> 01:37:46,039
To the airship.

2360
01:37:46,039 --> 01:37:50,039
To everyone's favorite, Grancis.

2361
01:37:50,039 --> 01:37:53,039
To the man everyone hates for some reason.

2362
01:37:53,039 --> 01:37:54,039
For some reason.

2363
01:37:54,039 --> 01:37:55,039
Krystrel Zoid's very lovable.

2364
01:37:55,039 --> 01:37:57,039
I don't know why everyone just loves him.

2365
01:37:57,039 --> 01:37:59,039
He could just be an intense personality.

2366
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:04,039
You make your way back out and you meet the same dwarf at the gate.

2367
01:38:04,039 --> 01:38:05,039
Knock, knock.

2368
01:38:05,039 --> 01:38:07,039
Is he leaving this time?

2369
01:38:07,039 --> 01:38:08,039
Yes.

2370
01:38:08,039 --> 01:38:09,039
Good.

2371
01:38:09,039 --> 01:38:10,039
We're going to go.

2372
01:38:10,039 --> 01:38:11,039
We're going to take Grancis with us.

2373
01:38:11,039 --> 01:38:12,039
Alright.

2374
01:38:12,039 --> 01:38:13,039
Alright.

2375
01:38:13,039 --> 01:38:14,039
He lets you in.

2376
01:38:14,039 --> 01:38:17,039
He gives us whatever we want from the dwarf's trouble.

2377
01:38:17,039 --> 01:38:19,039
Anything you guys need?

2378
01:38:19,039 --> 01:38:22,039
You need some weapons, some armor, some something?

2379
01:38:22,039 --> 01:38:24,039
You got anything cool?

2380
01:38:24,039 --> 01:38:28,039
I mean, it's all like ore and stuff, but I don't know.

2381
01:38:28,039 --> 01:38:29,039
You're fine.

2382
01:38:29,039 --> 01:38:30,039
Just get out of here.

2383
01:38:30,039 --> 01:38:31,039
That's all I'm saying.

2384
01:38:31,039 --> 01:38:33,039
So yeah, he just lets you through

2385
01:38:33,039 --> 01:38:35,039
and sees you climb aboard the airship.

2386
01:38:35,039 --> 01:38:36,039
And Grancis says,

2387
01:38:36,039 --> 01:38:38,039
Alright, so we can...

2388
01:38:38,039 --> 01:38:42,039
She's already gone, but can we get out of here now?

2389
01:38:42,039 --> 01:38:44,039
Yeah, I don't see why not.

2390
01:38:44,039 --> 01:38:45,039
Let's go.

2391
01:38:45,039 --> 01:38:46,039
Alright, so he...

2392
01:38:46,039 --> 01:38:47,039
Let's go find a dragon mask.

2393
01:38:47,039 --> 01:38:50,039
He starts pulling knobs and levers.

2394
01:38:50,039 --> 01:38:53,039
He's like, are we going to go see your horses or what?

2395
01:38:53,039 --> 01:38:54,039
Yeah, the horses.

2396
01:38:54,039 --> 01:38:57,039
Quick stop by the horses?

2397
01:38:57,039 --> 01:38:59,039
I have no idea of the geography of this place.

2398
01:38:59,039 --> 01:39:00,039
I only have a map of the city.

2399
01:39:00,039 --> 01:39:03,039
We left them in a forest

2400
01:39:03,039 --> 01:39:07,039
before we found the Oni, the kid that was the Oni,

2401
01:39:07,039 --> 01:39:08,039
if I remember correctly.

2402
01:39:08,039 --> 01:39:09,039
Oh, so that wasn't that far.

2403
01:39:09,039 --> 01:39:11,039
That was like less than a day's walk.

2404
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:13,039
How fast does this airship go?

2405
01:39:13,039 --> 01:39:14,039
Quick, perfect.

2406
01:39:14,039 --> 01:39:15,039
We're there.

2407
01:39:15,039 --> 01:39:17,039
Grancis turns all the knobs and everything

2408
01:39:17,039 --> 01:39:19,039
and sets off towards Little Rock.

2409
01:39:19,039 --> 01:39:23,039
You see, along your way,

2410
01:39:23,039 --> 01:39:27,039
three recognizable horses riding in the field.

2411
01:39:27,039 --> 01:39:28,039
I scream out the ship,

2412
01:39:28,039 --> 01:39:29,039
Tiny!

2413
01:39:29,039 --> 01:39:31,039
He says, are we picking up these horses or what?

2414
01:39:31,039 --> 01:39:32,039
Fuck yeah.

2415
01:39:32,039 --> 01:39:35,039
So he drops the airship down and lowers a ramp.

2416
01:39:35,039 --> 01:39:39,039
And you guys lead the horses back onto the ship.

2417
01:39:39,039 --> 01:39:42,039
And he says, if they shit, I'm not cleaning it up.

2418
01:39:42,039 --> 01:39:44,039
Well, the horses, they're definitely going to shit.

2419
01:39:44,039 --> 01:39:46,039
Yeah, but I'm not cleaning it up is all I'm saying.

2420
01:39:46,039 --> 01:39:47,039
Fair.

2421
01:39:47,039 --> 01:39:48,039
But there's not really an if.

2422
01:39:48,039 --> 01:39:49,039
That's all we're saying.

2423
01:39:49,039 --> 01:39:50,039
When they shit, I'm not cleaning it up.

2424
01:39:50,039 --> 01:39:52,039
So just figure it out.

2425
01:39:52,039 --> 01:39:55,039
Also, I'm not bringing these guys back to that jackass guy.

2426
01:39:55,039 --> 01:39:57,039
And then he takes back off

2427
01:39:57,039 --> 01:40:02,039
and starts setting south towards these serpent hills.

2428
01:40:02,039 --> 01:40:04,039
Guys, we played D&D together.

2429
01:40:04,039 --> 01:40:05,039
Yay!

2430
01:40:28,039 --> 01:40:33,039
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

2431
01:40:33,039 --> 01:40:36,039
Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.